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This is so true....

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Mrs Langtrees

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Sent to me by a friend...amusing, but I still love men

This is so true....



15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Send this to 5 Bright Women to make their day!

Pass it to a few "good men" too!!
 
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Kelly

Well that has definatley given me a good giggle for the day :sign10:
 
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Mary Anne PA

one thing remains the same

'grrr umba bonga ooga ooga grr"

In de village when all de men drink fire warter get merry then go looking for long haired women to drag back to de caves and have our filthy dirty way with . We have one universal saying.

"All women in the village have different tune but one thing for sure the drum beat remains the same "



MA hope you got real short hair he he Bet your off to de barber already .

Umba gooba grr I can hear dem women sqealing like pigs already.
 
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Tyler

Men - we all love them dearly....but then they seem to piss us off so often!

It really makes me realise exactly how much women are needed on this planet.

Without women on the planet.....who would cook dinner, get beers, xmas dinner, change the babies, breastfeed, tolerate bad sex and correct the bizarre minds of the male species?
 
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Stephanie

Ooooh!! Man jokes!!! Love them!!!

Must contribute...

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It is not hard.

How do you tell if a man is aroused?
He is breathing.

How do you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares.

Why did the Lord give women thrush?
To teach them how to live with irritating c***s.

Urgent announcement !! The post office has just released stamps of shaven pussy. Mass confusion among men as they do not know which side to lick.

Stephanie the Newshound
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