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Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

What's the difference between a flat tyre and a nun?
Well, have you ever had a nun go down on you?
 
The old PV. What memories

I don't call her my Fuck Truck for nothing.
I don't call her my Shaggin Wagon for nothing.
I don't call her my Sin Bin for nothing.

Waits for someone to quote the boring sticker. :rolleyes:
 
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It may be a bit tight with 5
 
In my perspective, Escorts are better than girlfriends. They are quality listeners as compared to your average girl. Since when I was in Frankfurt city last week, I hired an Escort Lady from Frankfurtbabes.com. Her name was Tessa and she literally listened to everything I asked and Provided the experience that I have never encountered with any of my girlfriends in the past.
 
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