Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

[Happy2]

Mmm looking a bit rough Time for a wax

Look at the size of that boot

You must have better one's than a mere country Yokel Eh Sven, XLNC?

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Smells stale in here

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Mmmmmmm I love that old vintage smell

 

[Adrianna Lush]

You think you could ride three of my friends today?

 

[Adrianna Lush]

You're full of gas

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Time for an upgrade

 

[Happy2]

Its so hard to fit into these Asian models

 

[Adrianna Lush]

So spacious in here

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Who left the dirty leftovers in here

 

[Happy2]

This is my first Second hand model

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- built for comfort, nothing rides better than a Cadillac.

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Can Dad ride in the back?

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Squeeze in guys, I know it's a tight fit

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- My lord, look at those huge exhaust pipes

 

[Adrianna Lush]

My exhaust just blew

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Ride it hard and fast, there nothing like a Porsche

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy "She sucks so much Gas"

 

[Happy2]

Listen to that racket I think she's going to blow a gasket

 

[Happy2]

At the bowser
I keep on pumping but I just cant fill er up

 

[alexeisayle]

She's an old banger, I keep 'er just for the kids to beat up.

 

[chibi]

She's leaking everywhere!

 

[Happy2]

Mmmm I just love the smell of a new model

 

[Farm Boy 2]

The old girl has to go .

 

[Happy2]

Put her up on the hoist and lets have a look at her under carriage

 

[Rochelle]

You are losing so many hair you should be bold by now........

 

[chibi]

It takes a while for her to warm up

 

[Dave Magic]

You are losing so many hair you should be bold by now........

You can say that to a car?

“i feel so caged when I take this one out, my new bike is a much better ride, so free and wild! “

 

[Adrianna Lush]

You can say that to a car?

“i feel so caged when I take this one out, my new bike is a much better ride, so free and wild! “

Yeeessss this is Rochelle s car

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Put her up on the hoist and lets have a look at her under carriage

Bahahahahahaah!!! Charming

 

[Adrianna Lush]

She's leaking everywhere!

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