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The joys of turning 50

Happy2

Legend Member
The big Five OH is coming and coming fast
Are there any up sides to turning 50?

The only ones I have at the moment is

There is nothing left to learn the hard way
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a managable size
 
Being 50???

Shit its great!!!

Look, at our age we have many benefits and many things to offer:
We are old enough to have learned a few tricks
We are old enough to have learned how to take care of ourselves
We are old enough to have amassed some disposable income
We are old enough to have collected some nice toys
We are old enough to have gained wisdom
We are old enough to begin to understand women
We are old enough and experienced enough to give women what they want
We are old enough to command some respect
We are old enough to see through those bloody "Gen Ys"
We are old enough to be a little set in our ways and emotionally stable


Come on funfziggers. Please feel free to add more.

Maybe we can make Happy2 happy too
 
Shit Happy, only Fifty!!
Just a young pup.
I can assure you that you have at least another 20 years of fun an frivolity ahead of you.
I agree with Spikey's little list.
Nevver and I mean NEVER say "I am tooo old for that".
Just do it.
 
Yes......there is no such thing as "too old for that"........I have done a few out there things a lot later than the average person......lol......working at LT is one of them........happy 2......you will be fine.:hello:

R.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
I did see a list on the benefits of turning 50
Two that twigged with me were

No one expects you to run into a burning building first

You can quit holding your stomach in when a beautiful lady enters the room
 
Now that your getting older, go and have a PSA test for prostate cancer
 
Golfball Prostate exams (By doctors anyway) dont come under the word Joy
Anyway my doc gave me my first pleasant surprise at 40
 
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