Being 50???
Shit its great!!!
Look, at our age we have many benefits and many things to offer:
We are old enough to have learned a few tricks
We are old enough to have learned how to take care of ourselves
We are old enough to have amassed some disposable income
We are old enough to have collected some nice toys
We are old enough to have gained wisdom
We are old enough to begin to understand women
We are old enough and experienced enough to give women what they want
We are old enough to command some respect
We are old enough to see through those bloody "Gen Ys"
We are old enough to be a little set in our ways and emotionally stable
Come on funfziggers. Please feel free to add more.
Maybe we can make Happy2 happy too