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The 7 Types of Clients We All Know

Sally-Harlots

Sally-Harlots

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Every job has types, and the sex industry is no different. After a while, you start spotting the patterns. From the nervous first-timer to the self-proclaimed Casanova, some clients are so familiar you could spot them before they even say a word.

Here’s our (lovingly cheeky) list of the seven clients we all know, and can’t help but smile about.

1. The Nervous Newbie​

You can hear their heartbeat before they walk in. They double-check the address, triple-check the booking time, and ask politely if they should take their shoes off. Their nerves are endearing, they just need a little reassurance (and maybe a glass of water). By the end, they usually say, “Wow, that wasn’t as scary as I thought.” Bless them.
Signature line: “I’ve never done this before…” (We know. It’s okay.)

2. The Sweet Regular​

He’s been coming in for years, always polite, always kind, and genuinely wants to know how your week’s been. He’s not here to rush. he’s here for connection, comfort, and a bit of fun with someone who makes him feel special.
Signature move: Brings your favourite chocolate or coffee order.

3. The Casanova​

Thinks he’s God’s gift to women and believes every compliment you give him is completely genuine (and hey, sometimes it is). He’ll flex a little, charm a lot, and tell you how “different” you are from the rest. We don’t mind him, as long as he keeps it playful.
Signature line: “You’re not like the others.”

4. The Chatty Philosopher​

Barely touches the bed. He’s here for conversation, not climax. Topics range from the meaning of life to cryptocurrency to his ex-wife’s gluten intolerance. It’s not always sexy, but hey, you get paid to listen, nod, and occasionally say, “That’s so interesting.”
Signature move: Pays for an hour, talks for 90 minutes.

5. The Mystery Man​

You never get his real name, and he never books under the same alias twice. He arrives quietly, leaves quietly, and tips generously. He’s polite, discreet, and always smells expensive. A professional mystery, and we respect that.
Signature line: “You didn’t see me.”

6. The Boyfriend Experience Enthusiast​

He wants the full emotional package, cuddles, eye contact, slow kisses, and a whispered “good morning” even though you both know it’s 3 p.m. He’s tender and sometimes a little needy, but he’s also the reason scented candles and soft playlists exist.
Signature move: “Can we just lie here for a bit?”

7. The “One Night Only” Adventurer​

He’s in town for a work trip or a bucks weekend, ready to tick something off his bucket list. He’s fun, open-minded, and wants the story, not the routine. It’s all about the thrill, the novelty, and the grin he can’t wipe off the next day.
Signature line: “I’ve never done this before… and probably won’t again.” (Sure, mate. See you next year.)

❤️ At the End of the Day…​

Every client brings their own energy, story, and quirks. That’s what makes this work unpredictable, entertaining, and often surprisingly human.
We may joke, but there’s something oddly sweet about being part of so many people’s secret little worlds.

Want to prove you're not like one of these seven classic clients?
You can find the escorts working this week here and all the other gorgeous babes working with Harlots below
https://www.harlots.com.au/canberra/escorts/
See who else is in Canberra with Langtrees.com.
 
Sally-Harlots said:
Every job has types, and the sex industry is no different. After a while, you start spotting the patterns. From the nervous first-timer to the self-proclaimed Casanova, some clients are so familiar you could spot them before they even say a word.

Here’s our (lovingly cheeky) list of the seven clients we all know, and can’t help but smile about.

1. The Nervous Newbie​

You can hear their heartbeat before they walk in. They double-check the address, triple-check the booking time, and ask politely if they should take their shoes off. Their nerves are endearing, they just need a little reassurance (and maybe a glass of water). By the end, they usually say, “Wow, that wasn’t as scary as I thought.” Bless them.
Signature line: “I’ve never done this before…” (We know. It’s okay.)

2. The Sweet Regular​

He’s been coming in for years, always polite, always kind, and genuinely wants to know how your week’s been. He’s not here to rush. he’s here for connection, comfort, and a bit of fun with someone who makes him feel special.
Signature move: Brings your favourite chocolate or coffee order.

3. The Casanova​

Thinks he’s God’s gift to women and believes every compliment you give him is completely genuine (and hey, sometimes it is). He’ll flex a little, charm a lot, and tell you how “different” you are from the rest. We don’t mind him, as long as he keeps it playful.
Signature line: “You’re not like the others.”

4. The Chatty Philosopher​

Barely touches the bed. He’s here for conversation, not climax. Topics range from the meaning of life to cryptocurrency to his ex-wife’s gluten intolerance. It’s not always sexy, but hey, you get paid to listen, nod, and occasionally say, “That’s so interesting.”
Signature move: Pays for an hour, talks for 90 minutes.

5. The Mystery Man​

You never get his real name, and he never books under the same alias twice. He arrives quietly, leaves quietly, and tips generously. He’s polite, discreet, and always smells expensive. A professional mystery, and we respect that.
Signature line: “You didn’t see me.”

6. The Boyfriend Experience Enthusiast​

He wants the full emotional package, cuddles, eye contact, slow kisses, and a whispered “good morning” even though you both know it’s 3 p.m. He’s tender and sometimes a little needy, but he’s also the reason scented candles and soft playlists exist.
Signature move: “Can we just lie here for a bit?”

7. The “One Night Only” Adventurer​

He’s in town for a work trip or a bucks weekend, ready to tick something off his bucket list. He’s fun, open-minded, and wants the story, not the routine. It’s all about the thrill, the novelty, and the grin he can’t wipe off the next day.
Signature line: “I’ve never done this before… and probably won’t again.” (Sure, mate. See you next year.)

❤️ At the End of the Day…​

Every client brings their own energy, story, and quirks. That’s what makes this work unpredictable, entertaining, and often surprisingly human.
We may joke, but there’s something oddly sweet about being part of so many people’s secret little worlds.

Want to prove you're not like one of these seven classic clients?
You can find the escorts working this week here and all the other gorgeous babes working with Harlots below
https://www.harlots.com.au/canberra/escorts/
See who else is in Canberra with Langtrees.com.
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