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A rollercoaster of excitement, anticipation, and mild panic!
We’ve all been there. One minute you’re innocently scrolling through your feed, the next you’re whispering to yourself, “Maybe I deserve a little… something.”
From the first spark of curiosity to that heart-racing moment when the delivery driver knocks, here are the five emotional stages of ordering something naughty online, as told by people who’ve definitely been there, done that, and got the discreet packaging.
Stage 1: The Flirty Flirtation (A.K.A. The Click)
It starts innocently enough.
You’re “just browsing.” Just comparing features, colours, maybe reading a review or two (for research, obviously).
Then you spot it, the one. The perfect blend of ooh and oh yes.
Add to cart.
You hesitate for 0.5 seconds before whispering, “Treat yourself.”
And just like that, you’ve entered the point of no return.
Stage 2: The Checkout Thrill
Suddenly, your pulse picks up. You’re giggling like you’re doing something naughty (which, technically… you are).
You double-check the name on the package: “Discreet Shipping”. Bless.
Card details in. Address confirmed.
You hit place order, and feel a rush like no other.
Is it excitement? Anticipation?
A touch of chaos?
Yes.
Stage 3: The Waiting Game (and the Refresh Spiral)
You tell yourself you’re chill. You’re not that person who refreshes the tracking page every hour.
Except… you totally are.
“Out for delivery.”
Your heart skips.
You plan your entire day around being home. You become a logistics expert overnight.
Stage 4: The Delivery-Day Panic
The doorbell rings.
Instant adrenaline.
You freeze mid-step, is this it?
Suddenly, every life choice flashes before your eyes.
What if your neighbour sees?
What if your housemate answers the door?
What if the box buzzes when the delivery guy hands it over?!
Don’t worry, it never does. (Okay, almost never.)
You sign, you smile, you casually pretend it’s just “a phone charger.”
Stage 5: The Grand Reveal (and Zero Regrets)
You close the door, rip open the box, and there it is, your new little secret, wrapped in possibility and promise.
You grin.
You blush.
You think, Why did I wait so long to do this?
Because let’s be honest, ordering something naughty isn’t just about what’s inside the box.
It’s about the delicious build-up, the playful secrecy, and the feeling that you’ve just gifted yourself something a little daring, a little decadent, and totally you.
Moral of the story: Always click “add to cart.” Life’s too short not to have a little fun delivered to your door — discreetly, of course.
Not quite ready for the thrill of ordering online? You can see our full range of toys next time you come see our escorts xx
You can find the escorts working this week here and all the other gorgeous babes working with Harlots below
www.harlots.com.au
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We’ve all been there. One minute you’re innocently scrolling through your feed, the next you’re whispering to yourself, “Maybe I deserve a little… something.”
From the first spark of curiosity to that heart-racing moment when the delivery driver knocks, here are the five emotional stages of ordering something naughty online, as told by people who’ve definitely been there, done that, and got the discreet packaging.
Stage 1: The Flirty Flirtation (A.K.A. The Click)It starts innocently enough.
You’re “just browsing.” Just comparing features, colours, maybe reading a review or two (for research, obviously).
Then you spot it, the one. The perfect blend of ooh and oh yes.
Add to cart.
You hesitate for 0.5 seconds before whispering, “Treat yourself.”
And just like that, you’ve entered the point of no return.
Stage 2: The Checkout ThrillSuddenly, your pulse picks up. You’re giggling like you’re doing something naughty (which, technically… you are).
You double-check the name on the package: “Discreet Shipping”. Bless.
Card details in. Address confirmed.
You hit place order, and feel a rush like no other.
Is it excitement? Anticipation?
A touch of chaos?
Yes.
Stage 3: The Waiting Game (and the Refresh Spiral)You tell yourself you’re chill. You’re not that person who refreshes the tracking page every hour.
Except… you totally are.
“Out for delivery.”
Your heart skips.
You plan your entire day around being home. You become a logistics expert overnight.
Stage 4: The Delivery-Day PanicThe doorbell rings.
Instant adrenaline.
You freeze mid-step, is this it?
Suddenly, every life choice flashes before your eyes.
What if your neighbour sees?
What if your housemate answers the door?
What if the box buzzes when the delivery guy hands it over?!
Don’t worry, it never does. (Okay, almost never.)
You sign, you smile, you casually pretend it’s just “a phone charger.”
Stage 5: The Grand Reveal (and Zero Regrets)You close the door, rip open the box, and there it is, your new little secret, wrapped in possibility and promise.
You grin.
You blush.
You think, Why did I wait so long to do this?
Because let’s be honest, ordering something naughty isn’t just about what’s inside the box.
It’s about the delicious build-up, the playful secrecy, and the feeling that you’ve just gifted yourself something a little daring, a little decadent, and totally you.
Moral of the story: Always click “add to cart.” Life’s too short not to have a little fun delivered to your door — discreetly, of course.Not quite ready for the thrill of ordering online? You can see our full range of toys next time you come see our escorts xx
You can find the escorts working this week here and all the other gorgeous babes working with Harlots below
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