Stories of Sex failures...

[member]

Okay let’s hear about your recent failures during your performance. Mine would be last week. I was with this guy, who was humorous AF. And, that is exactly why throughout the act I was laughing out so loud that we could not even get into the mood for some action, eventually disappointing him and myself to a great extent.

So, here is the tip, ladies. Be careful while dating a humorous guy. While it is okay to be with a fun-loving and humorous man, but you wouldn’t like to miss out on the action either.

Tell me about you failures, and epic moments as well.

 

[Penny S]

I yelled out ‘SHAZZAM’ as we were both about to orgasm. She said it killed the mood but my mood was just super

 

[Averagebloke]

Well, had an ex who basically didn't move, didn't make any noise, and didn't make any facial expressions during sex. it was extremely off-putting. The relationship didn't last long.

 

[Annoyance]

Hmm failures too embarrassed to say on here.
Epic would be satisfying 2 gals & being the last one standing, and them taking turns on the joystick to get me over. Had too much stamina that day.

 

[HappyPirate]

Well, had an ex who basically didn't move, didn't make any noise, and didn't make any facial expressions during sex. it was extremely off-putting. The relationship didn't last long.

That is called;- having a "Star Fish experience"
It happens more common than you think.

 

[Happy2]

I was the cause of a sex failure as a toddler
My brother was 21 yrs older than me He looked after me when the folks went to Perth for a few days

He was driving around in his HR Holden with me on the front bench seat
He pulled over when he saw his latest girl and offered her a lift
She opened the door saw me and told him in no uncertain terms she did not sleep with married men especially married men with young babies and stormed off
He never again got into her pants

I consider that a sex failure

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Always the pest H2 .

 

[Happy2]

Always the pest H2 .

You know me too well Mr Boy

 

[member]

Well, had an ex who basically didn't move, didn't make any noise, and didn't make any facial expressions during sex. it was extremely off-putting. The relationship didn't last long.

Hahaha.. True, if you don't get any facial expression or any response from your partner its no fun. Whenever i used to hook up with a stranger and if the guy don't respond to me during the sex it really turned me down.

 

[Samantha Witch]

I had sex with a guy who gave me a completely new outlook on the term 'hot and heavy.' He was a very sweaty guy, and at some point, he was on top of me and some of his sweat fell straight into my mouth. After that, he left and I was cleaning my bedding and realized his sweat drenched my sheets. Not a little bit, but you could wring them out.

 

[Alley W]

On prom night, after the party I went back to the hotel room with my date who thought he would be able to get fall down drunk and still " Perform" . He proceeded to pass out on top of me. I ended up going to someone else's room

 

[member]

On prom night, after the party I went back to the hotel room with my date who thought he would be able to get fall down drunk and still " Perform" . He proceeded to pass out on top of me. I ended up going to someone else's room

So what's the story with the guy in the next room? Did you like the next room more than your room?

 

[Alley W]

So what's the story with the guy in the next room? Did you like the next room more than your room?

you sound too inquisitive, but I landed up waking in a bathroom

 

[member]

you sound too inquisitive, but I landed up waking in a bathroom

SO you don't even remember what you did last night.

And what happen with the guy who was with you being your date?

 

[Samantha Witch]

you sound too inquisitive, but I landed up waking in a bathroom

Hope you didn't do anything wrong with bathroom equipment's

 

[Alley W]

SO you don't even remember what you did last night.

And what happen with the guy who was with you being your date?

I do remember some flash of it but I suppose I keep it a secret may be the boys are around hope you get it

 

[Alley W]

Hope you didn't do anything wrong with bathroom equipment's

No hun x I'm well mannered about my kinks

 

[Averagebloke]

Hahaha.. True, if you don't get any facial expression or any response from your partner its no fun. Whenever i used to hook up with a stranger and if the guy don't respond to me during the sex it really turned me down.

Better yet, you could turn the tables on him and use him for sex!

 

[Vineta Sexting]

I would like to share my most mood killer experience.....It was winter, and my boyfriend was recovering from a cold. It was dark, and we went to change positions when I accidentally hit him in the face, and he got a bloody nose. He turned on the lights and it was all over my chest and the sheets! It was definitely a mood killer......

 

[Samantha Witch]

No hun x I'm well mannered about my kinks

Surprised...You stay mannered about your kinks at that moment also???

 

[Alley W]

Surprised...You stay mannered about your kinks at that moment also???

Don't be bathroom equipment don't turn me on may be its in you but not in me.... in fact I was badly drunk since it was a prom night

 

[Vineta Sexting]

Well, @Alley W I need to learn from you that how you perform when you are drunk...As I always slept whenever I'm drunk...That is the only reason my boy never bring a bottle when he plans to make out...