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I awoke one Saturday morning, around 7am to find a text message on my mobile, which read... "looking forward to tonight... Lyn"... It had been sent a 3.30am...
Well as I didn't recognise the number and had nothing planned for that evening I was somewhat intrigued by the content of the message and so responded as follows... "Me too... but where and what time?"
At 10.30am that morning I received a text asking 'Who are you"???... To which I responded..."I'm the guy you sent the text to at 3.30am this morning"...
The reply which followed said... "Whoops, sorry wrong number I was half pist... please forgive me"...
My reply was... " Ok describe yourself to me by drawing a picture in my mind and you will be forgiven"...
Her reply was.... "23years old, 5ft, size 6, blonde hair, blue eyes, 42kg"
To cut a long story short we continued an exchange of text until 3.30pm that afternoon, when she texted saying... "would you like to fuk me?"
My response was in the positive and our text exchange continued on until .
Monday afternoon....
She arrived by taxi at 7.30pm that evening... and she was exactly as she had described herself....we drank champagne, dined on prawns and smoked salmon and enjoyed sex...
She left at 12pm and we have not seen each other or communicated since.... that was 8 years ago...and no she was not a working girl and no money changed hands, other than by me paying for the taxi...
So next time you get a wrong number don't get angry... instead capitalise on the opportunity try to make it into an adventure... the rewards are well worth the effort!
Well as I didn't recognise the number and had nothing planned for that evening I was somewhat intrigued by the content of the message and so responded as follows... "Me too... but where and what time?"
At 10.30am that morning I received a text asking 'Who are you"???... To which I responded..."I'm the guy you sent the text to at 3.30am this morning"...
The reply which followed said... "Whoops, sorry wrong number I was half pist... please forgive me"...
My reply was... " Ok describe yourself to me by drawing a picture in my mind and you will be forgiven"...
Her reply was.... "23years old, 5ft, size 6, blonde hair, blue eyes, 42kg"
To cut a long story short we continued an exchange of text until 3.30pm that afternoon, when she texted saying... "would you like to fuk me?"
My response was in the positive and our text exchange continued on until .
Monday afternoon....
She arrived by taxi at 7.30pm that evening... and she was exactly as she had described herself....we drank champagne, dined on prawns and smoked salmon and enjoyed sex...
She left at 12pm and we have not seen each other or communicated since.... that was 8 years ago...and no she was not a working girl and no money changed hands, other than by me paying for the taxi...
So next time you get a wrong number don't get angry... instead capitalise on the opportunity try to make it into an adventure... the rewards are well worth the effort!
