Smily on Smelly
reminds me of a lady I picked up in a bar in Miami. Went back to my room got undressed and she laid on the bed and then I went to penetrate and ....................................................she smelt like she shat herself........................................... it was the worse smell and she lying in my bed. I was holding a spew back and half expected it to rush out of my nose. I asked her to leave and bundled the sheets up and slept on the mattress. I had the worst night's sleep because I couldn't get the smell out of my mind (if that makes any sense).
