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Reception

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A shy guy visits Langtrees and he sees a nice looking cowgirl sitting on a bar stool. He doesn't know how to approach her so he just takes a seat somewhere else. After a while he gets an idea. He gets up, pulls out his gun, and shoots and kills everyone in the room, but her. He goes to her and says: "Now what is a nice-looking lady like yourself doing here all alone?"
 
A rough looking cowboy walks into Langtrees Cowgirl night.

He sits down and sternly says; "Pour me a whisky before the trouble starts."

Mary Anne pours the drink which the cowboy quickly downs.

The cowboy belches and says, "Pour me another before the trouble starts."

She quickly obliges and the cowboy downs the drink.

Again this happens a third time.

Mary Anne says, "Oi! How would you like to pay for these drinks?"

The cowboy says, "And now the trouble starts."
 
Policeofficer sees a man in a cowboy hat n boots and nothing else on walking through the city and asks,what are you doing walking with no clothes on just a cowboy hat n boots.
The cowboy replies I met a girl at a bar and she took me home to make love to her and asked me to keep my hat and boots on.
So we were passionately making love and she yells go to town cowboy!!! so hear I am.
 
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