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Sex, A Billabong And A Crocodile

WildBrumby

Just Another Rider In This Talkinsex Rodeo
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Monsoon Season (Wet Season) is my favourite time of the year. It is a time that nature unleashes its fury, tourists bugger off, and waterfalls flow abundantly.

With the heavy rains and water laying about some crocodiles tend to migrate to obscure places. Once the Dry Season arrives some crocs get stranded in billabongs away from the rivers.

It was to such a billabong that I went swimming one day with a lovely lady....I say swimming but we were really skinny dippin' having striped to enjoy a refreshing soak in nature.

I tell you seeing a beautiful naked lady in the water out in nature begs similarities to Elle MacPherson in the movie Sirens....
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We enjoyed our naked sojourn a while, me swimming dragging my nude lady on my back....enjoying a frolic in the pristine water.

Resting in the shade under an over hanging tree we sat chest deep in the liquid bliss looking out over the billabong, life was wonderful....

All this experience naturally lead us to appreciate the moment and embrace to kiss, in the privacy of our surroundings, progressing onto blissful intercourse not hard rutting, but gentle entwining....

Encaptured in our amorous loss to situational awareness drifted the billabong's resident freshwater croc....
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Having detected it's waterhole was no longer being disturbed by two splashing dippers, it came out of wherever it had retreated to, curious to investigate the intruders.

Well if anything was a champion of "Cock Blocking" it was having crocodile drift into your love nest...maybe should rephrase that to "Croc Blocking"....🙄

Maybe it's fool's bravery but often when swimming in northern waterholes or rivers the odd "Freshy" (Fresh Water Croc) may float by like a log with eyes and mostly continues on its way.

If it was a "Salty" (Salt Water Croc) I'd not be here to tell the tale....but don't get me wrong, some Freshies have caused some damage at times too.

So in the midst of our lover's embrace we noticed the croc drift past us, a reptilian voyeur....a moment in time beautifully etched in our memories.
 
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