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RIP Anal Fingering:(

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For those of our forum friends who don't know, the Langtrees smokers' lounge has a beautiful fish tank, which is home to a number of fish and (up until recently) a very cute gold coloured snail. One night a couple of girls and I were out the back and the subject came up that the fish should have names. So we chose names from the extras menu. It is my sad duty to report that Anal Fingering the snail died recently. RIP Anal Fingering. You were a good, good snail and will be sadly missed.
 
What is it with anal....some guys its like their goal in life is to have anal sex with you..someone anyone everyone.
When you offer to return the favor .....by inserting an object of equivalent size into their butt hole (gently of course)
their arse cheeks snap shut tighter than a clam out of water...".No that's gay" is often the response to which i will respond "wanting to put your cock in my arse isn't that gay?".
Then there are the guys who just love anal attention of any kind and they are as straight as a die.
My point is ....the arse is the arse.......anal pleasure has nothing to do with being gay,
Guys need to open up their minds and open up those butt cheeks......cum on .....fairs fair!!
Do unto others as you would have done unto you.
 
Ahoy;- Hmmmm new memo, "do not bend over when Cyclone Tracey is in the same room", "shut Pirate Manuel". Good work time for a Rum
 
And I thought Ana was a lovely lady butt not to be. RIP indeed oh your poorly named slimey thang. lol...
 
Ahoy You Arrrrrr Correct, I probably would encourage you and hand over a whip, it would be fun, me hoping around a room , you trying to flog me LOL
Cheers and have a fun evening

Cyclone Tracey said:
Happypirate ....I didn't think you would scare that easily.....
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Ahoy My apologies, sorry for been scary
Cheers and Pass the Rum, have a fabulous Easter
 
Cyclone Tracey said:
What is it with anal....some guys its like their goal in life is to have anal sex with you..someone anyone everyone.
When you offer to return the favor .....by inserting an object of equivalent size into their butt hole (gently of course)
their arse cheeks snap shut tighter than a clam out of water...".No that's gay" is often the response to which i will respond "wanting to put your cock in my arse isn't that gay?".
Then there are the guys who just love anal attention of any kind and they are as straight as a die.
My point is ....the arse is the arse.......anal pleasure has nothing to do with being gay,
Guys need to open up their minds and open up those butt cheeks......cum on .....fairs fair!!
Do unto others as you would have done unto you.
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And on that note, I would really love to post a video response, but alas, no can do from the Lounge computer. So I'll go old school and suggest that everybody check out Garfunkel & Oates "The Loophole" on youtube.
 
So we've now lost a fish and a snail in the past few weeks at LT's. I wonder what they're feeding them?...
 
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