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Pick Up Lines

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Pick up lines for girls:

"Feel this dress I'm wearing? It's made out of fuck buddy material."

"Gaaaawwd, I'm so wasted!"

"I want to have sex with you."

Maybe it's harder for guys.. Try:
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I like how your mind sits on the table

maybe you should give me your no so we can share the unique things that are us
 
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One of the most successful?

A pic on your phones screensaver /homepage of your very cute kitten

make your fake text put the phone on the bar within eyeline of the girl
"My what a pretty kitten"
Oh yes that is .... A conversation has started and She has made the opening line
 
how about
get a bank statement scan it into your computer then change the outstanding balance amount to show you have 800k or so in your bank account
simply walking past a girl a inconspicuous drop of said statement has her chasing after you to give you her ph no
 
Ladies . Is there any rhyme or reason behind not leaving a bloke alone who is showing indifference?

I caught up with my eldest a few weeks ago and we went to the pub for a few quiet ones As it was the first time we had caught up in a social setting for a while since a family funeral

He had 2 girls come and try to start a conversation to which he politely declined This seems to have been the worst thing he could have possibly done he had more ladies attention that night than he'd had since Uni days I believe

And Yes to those of you who have met me He has two things I lack Youth and a full head of hair
 
Happy2 said:
Ladies . Is there any rhyme or reason behind not leaving a bloke alone who is showing indifference?

I caught up with my eldest a few weeks ago and we went to the pub for a few quiet ones As it was the first time we had caught up in a social setting for a while since a family funeral

He had 2 girls come and try to start a conversation to which he politely declined This seems to have been the worst thing he could have possibly done he had more ladies attention that night than he'd had since Uni days I believe

And Yes to those of you who have met me He has two things I lack Youth and a full head of hair
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He shouldn't have declined, and he should've included you as his long lost brother reunited. Well you can grow a face full of facial hair...apparently Adelaide chicks like facial hair from what I've observed. I was at a pub with colleagues, and this tattooed chick was with a bloke with facial hair like one of the guys from ZZ Top. Sitting at another table was another guy with shorter facial hair and with a chick. Hmmm...got me thinking...yes two years for me to grow them.
 
Happy2 said:
One of the most successful?

A pic on your phones screensaver /homepage of your very cute kitten

make your fake text put the phone on the bar within eyeline of the girl
"My what a pretty kitten"
Oh yes that is .... A conversation has started and She has made the opening line
Click to expand...
You old smoothy you!! Must be all that country charm!!!
 
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