Penis Rings - a new twist
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vibrating cock ring...AWSOME!
Hmm, that's rather clinical.
Bluegrass9
Diamond Member
So far no need for one 
I do use a cold spoon at times to make the old fellow to go to sleep.
I do use a cold spoon at times to make the old fellow to go to sleep.
Ahoy, Hmmmm a cock ring around my PegLeg????????
I suppose it could be very decorative.
Maybe I can place it around my Rum bottle aswell
I suppose it could be very decorative.
Maybe I can place it around my Rum bottle aswell
A huge Lucky band helps when youre desperate..................
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djon4u
As an older male might try the Lucky band (or is it Lacky band) I guess an elastic band might do. Any comments would be welcome.
Dallas
Legend Member
I wonder if Siri on your iPhone gives you real-time feed back on your performance...?...
" you have been going at it for 2 hour, 35 minutes and 22 seconds, expended 1875 kilojoules, and generated 1.8 tonnes of green house emissions.....it's time to cum now"
or
"I'm trying not to laugh at your size.. do you want me to consult wiki to see if I can make it longer?"
Wow I can see it now, the Bondara benchmark. If your not up to their benchmark, your a flop.
They will turn cock training into big business. Just brilliant.
I wonder if they will release the Clam Ring, one for the ladies. Benchmarking the clam, mmmmm.
Then a social media site will cum, called the CockBook, showcase your Rooster's performance...and a ClamBook for the ladies. The possibilities are endless..omg
They will turn cock training into big business. Just brilliant.
I wonder if they will release the Clam Ring, one for the ladies. Benchmarking the clam, mmmmm.
Then a social media site will cum, called the CockBook, showcase your Rooster's performance...and a ClamBook for the ladies. The possibilities are endless..omg
Dallas
Legend Member
This is true homer, we should go into business and we could be the next IT billionares... known for starting CB - cockbook, and a variety of benchmark phone apps that connect to it called "speedtest", "Howbigismyload", and "screwtube", and "performance director".. the latter having Siri tell you all the right moves.. and say yes no no, your doing that wrong 
This is true homer, we should go into business and we could be the next IT billionares... known for starting CB - cockbook, and a variety of benchmark phone apps that connect to it called "speedtest", "Howbigismyload", and "screwtube", and "performance director".. the latter having Siri tell you all the right moves.. and say yes no no, your doing that wrong
Definitely Dallas, innovation starts with a cock or clam. Ideas trickle into a $ pot. Crowing suckcess!
With things like how far can one squirt? With great phone apps such as Squirt-O-Meter, Erector Meter, and DampClam Meter. OMG, time to patent some of these. lol