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Rochelle

Rochelle

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Ok guys.....I think you will all agree that walking in on your parents is one of the really off-putting highlights in your own sexual career. I would like to know if you guys did catch your parents in 'the act' or did one of your off-spring walk in on you? Or did you walk in on other people?
LOL......don't know about my parents.......obviously they must have had sex or I wouldn't be here but I never caught them....not even a hint like a suspicious noise or a locked door. So here we go but back in my student days I used to flat with 4 other people....lol open house......and I walked in on my flat mates. OMG they were in full swing in the middle of the day........(he was on top.......can remember it like it was yesterday)
However it was by far more embarrassing for me than for them.....what a laugh.

R.xxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
I caught the olds when i was around 15/16. Was terrible and i remember trying to go back to sleep and i was so grossed out. Mum on top.

Meanwhile mum has caught me in the act 5 times. Once by myself (embarrassing especially as it was only 12 months ago), and the remaining 4 times have been with different girls. 3 were just girl on top but the 4th was the girl on top facing the other way so mum got a good look! Like you, i remember them all far too well.

Real mood killer but have never walked in on someone which is a good thing.
 
Hey Rochelle,

Anyhow, I never caught my parents "at it" but when I became of age & started masturbating, I noticed that Cum has a sort of smell that is fairly distinctive. Sort of a flower & water mix smell.
Well it was that smell was very familiar to me but I could never quite conclude where I had smelt it before.
Then one day, many years ago after experimenting with a girlfriend, it suddenly dawned on me where that all too familiar smell, that has kept me puzzled for so long came from.
It was my mothers breath.
When I was little, my mother would from time to time, while I was asleep or pretending to be asleep, she would come into my room and give me a kiss on the cheek. Either very early morning or very late at night and her breath usually had that smell, of what I know now to be Cum.

I need something for my pocket & you have it.
 
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Onwithit said:
Hey Rochelle,

Anyhow, I never caught my parents at it "But" when I became of age & started masturbating, I noticed that Cum has a sort of smell that is fairly distinctive. Sort of a flower & water mix smell.
Well it was that smell was very familiar to me but I could never quite conclude where I had smelt it before.
Then one day, many years ago after experimenting with a girlfriend, it suddenly dawned on me where that all too familiar smell, that has kept me puzzled for so long came from.
It was my mothers breath.
When I was little, my mother would from time to time, while I was asleep or pretending to be asleep, she would come into my room and give me a kiss on the cheek. Either very early morning or very late at night and her breath usually had that smell, of what I know now to be Cum.

I need something for my pocket & you have it.
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Its funny you bring this up. I can smell it in wls pussy,s when they do it with out a raincoat from someone else,Yucki It forments and really stinks when they dont clean themselves out.
 
LOL punters,

I wonder how many other Guys realise what it smells like.

I've brushed past girls while out shopping, who smell like that. LOL.

I've commented on my partner who smells like it sometimes & ok, she says, "I like it", hmmm.

Anyhow, as far as pussy go's, I always say they should use a Douche & sometimes I've had an educated reply back like, "the body has it's own cleaning system to deal with it" So Nha, Na Na-Na Nhaaaa...LOL

Yeha, OK, I know your a smart lady, but how friken long does it take to clean out naturally?? What! days, or weeks?????. I think I would like it clean, like " NOW! ", because I'd like to go down on ya...

I must say, I have not had any problems with the WL's I've been with. of late, they've all smelt pretty good.
 
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1 was caught by my mother when i was 16. The wort thing was the discussion which followed. She had plenty to say while dad just sat there with a smirk on his face. Had our young daughter walk in on us while my wife was bent over the bed, That was a number of years ago so i hope she has no memory of the night.
 
I agree Onwithit cum has a very distinguished smell especially when it is older. (LOL.....love your post about smell and the :sign13: behind it years later.)
And yes, it takes a while before it disappears out of a pussy......washing after is just not doing the job.......another reason why I think it is absolutely necessary to wear a "raincoat" (thanks punter) as a W/L. I would hate the idea that one of my clients could taste/smell/feel the cum of a previous client. A total turn-off and not very professional.

Hi punters, did you have the experience more than once?

R.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
would hate the idea that one of my clients could taste/smell/feel the cum of a previous client. A total turn-off and not very professional.
In the old days there was a lot squatting over plastic bowls
 
Rochelle of Langtrees said:
Hi punters, did you have the experience more than once?

Hey Rochelle and others
up untill I was 27 I,d only been with perminant girlfriends and knew the smell quite well. In 8 years of punting Ive come across it about 3 times that I can remember. I just leave when I smell it even thou it could be their bf,s maybe not the client before but still very un-professional. I have been so lucky to have 2 favourites, they are so good to me and its cost lots of cash to go through the bad to find them.The wl I see now even makes me wash after sex before we go into the spar.

Like one of my formans used to say "love lasts for 3 min.but herpies is for life"

Keep up the good work Rochelle you are so down to earth you must have to fight the boys off in WA:love10:
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A few years ago i had my girl friend over,we were in my bedroom and started snogging and things started heating up.After awhile i had my gf's pants down and my face firmly buried in her pussy when all of a sudden my mum flings the door open.Now thats embarrassing enough but you must also remember that im in a wheelchair (quad),so if you can picture a guy half hanging out the side of his w/chair over a bed with a face full of pussy trying to sit up,a girl trying to push me up and cover herself up at the same time and a mother thats turned red as a beetroot and cant stop appologising then your picturing my oh nooooooooo :eek:
 
I got busted by my mum doin the girlfriend (first time of greek doggy).
Mum and dad were out the back and we had a sliding screen door that was quite noisy. Thinking i was clever said to the GF i wont close the door, instead I will leave it open so I can hear the sliding door. Needless to say I was that in to the moment I didn't hear it open. My mum walked in but didn't say anything not even a noise but i somehow sensed her presence so i looked over my shoulder and fuck me dead she was standing there. she turned around and walked back out, so i ended up finishing the deed then went out and she just whispered "lucky it wasn't your father who walked in".

The same girlfriend was giving me a BJ in the laundry in the dark one night, she hated cum so i had to pull out before i blew. Again thinking I was clever didn't and blew in her mouth. disgusted by the act she spat it back out on the crotch of my suit pants. I thought I wiped it off. At the time I had no idea cum went white and crusty when dried. mum did my washing and ironing. she called me the next day and said i found your pants and they had a white patch, I dont want to know but I have washed them.

I remember one day when no one was home. Being 14 or 15 my mate come over and we went hunting for pornos in parents room. looking in the top of their cupboard under the quilts and blankets, i felt something hidden. Thinking I had found what i had been looking for, I was gobsmacked when i pulled it out and it was a dildo.
 
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Hey Robin,
Are you sure your on the right thread.

Your post doesn't seem to have any relevance.

Can you tell me how it would help, I'm still a sex toy virgin, so I'm confused.
 
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LOL Robin,I think the people on this post only want to make a deposit not a purchase.:laughing4
 
Not quite being caught but funny none the less. When i was a teenager the ex and i had discovered the joys of sex. Being a teenager finding a place and time to do the deed was pretty difficult, so really any place would do. One day, i discovered i had the family home to myself, the girlfriend came round and we started getting into it a little bit. A short time later mid act my mother walks into the house, thinking quickly the ex jumps into the closet and my mother finds me in my room alone and gets angry for me playing truant, throws me into the car and drives me to school.

Ex walks out of the cupboard sets off the house alarm, i'm at school while she's dealing with my old man who has come home from work to check out the burglar alarm.

Oops.

thread back on track.
 
Love those replies guys and girls.....well mainly guys......what great stories to tell. I am surprised that some of you weren't put totally 'off' sex thanks to an unfortunated incidence.

Hi punter....thanks for your last post.....very much appreciated :thumbsup:

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Heck, Rochelle!

I was put off sex but then you fixed that, LOL.

Your a sex "Machine", ooo, la, la. baby

Anyhow, I think all Mum & Dads have simlliar stories but most never, ever, tell.
 
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