Nursery rhymes not for the nursery

[Winter W.]

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to give her dog Rover a bone,
But when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!

 

[scarlett lee]

There was a young hooker from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in
They'll pay to get out of it too.
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[Winter W.]

There was a young hooker from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in
They'll pay to get out of it too.
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i love you scarlett!!!! i have heaps im gonna post. i have a really gross one i will post as soon as i remember the last 2 lines!

 

[Nomansland]

Love limericks