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My last morning in Legian

jerry hattrick

jerry hattrick

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Having a late brunch with the wife. Have to check out at 12 noon and fly back later that afternoon. The wife has spotted some nice things for the latest grand child. I hand over all my large Rupiah notes and proceed to walk down Jalan Legian, back to our hotel. I am approached by a lady in mid to late 40's (regardless I would have 20+ years on her) and asked up front if I would like a massage with a happy ending? I replied "Not really" She then asked if she could walk with me, to which I replied. No. She asks "why not" I reply, "Because my wife is in a shop, 20 metres away" She apologies and blends into the others on the footpath. By now I am walking down Jl Benasari, when a husky voice asks me if I want a massage? I look up and see an extremely beautiful sexy looking woman or is it a woman? I decide to have a close look and see if I can spot an Adams apple. As I approach, she/he hops up and enters the empty shop. He/she has got a great set of boobs, 1/2 its bum is hanging out of a pair of loose fitting girls running shorts. She/he tells me for 100 Baht I can get a massage blow job and a happy ending. Did she/he say 100 Bhat, so I ask her/him to repeat the cost. This time she/he says $100 or Rp1,000,000. Well I was out of time and out of money, which was probably just as well on all accounts, otherwise I could have been tempted. And I still do not know if it was a ladyboy or not.
 
WOW!!!

If it wasn’t enough to live the disappointment first hand, you decided to come here and share your disappointing story with all of us!!!

Misery loves company. Now what am I gonna wank to !!!!!!!!!!
 
Lord Brain said:
GOOD!!! GIVIN YA A TASTE OF WILD HUMPYS MEDICINE!!!
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Consider this my only response to you. I admire your tenacity in trolling me throughout the Talkinsex forum but it’s all for nothing. I’d rather shake hands with the devil than give in to your bitching.
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Two things work against you with me: I’m a country boy who has already walked through the flames of hell fighting cancer. Those two things make me resilient to bullshit and your demands.

Play with the Bull and you’ll get the horns.

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jerry hattrick said:
Having a late brunch with the wife. Have to check out at 12 noon and fly back later that afternoon. The wife has spotted some nice things for the latest grand child. I hand over all my large Rupiah notes and proceed to walk down Jalan Legian, back to our hotel. I am approached by a lady in mid to late 40's (regardless I would have 20+ years on her) and asked up front if I would like a massage with a happy ending? I replied "Not really" She then asked if she could walk with me, to which I replied. No. She asks "why not" I reply, "Because my wife is in a shop, 20 metres away" She apologies and blends into the others on the footpath. By now I am walking down Jl Benasari, when a husky voice asks me if I want a massage? I look up and see an extremely beautiful sexy looking woman or is it a woman? I decide to have a close look and see if I can spot an Adams apple. As I approach, she/he hops up and enters the empty shop. He/she has got a great set of boobs, 1/2 its bum is hanging out of a pair of loose fitting girls running shorts. She/he tells me for 100 Baht I can get a massage blow job and a happy ending. Did she/he say 100 Bhat, so I ask her/him to repeat the cost. This time she/he says $100 or Rp1,000,000. Well I was out of time and out of money, which was probably just as well on all accounts, otherwise I could have been tempted. And I still do not know if it was a ladyboy or not.
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Apologies about your thread being hijacked, I just needed to take out the trash. Sorry about your experience in Legian, I’m confident you’ll have better days. Regards, WB.
 
jerry hattrick said:
Having a late brunch with the wife. Have to check out at 12 noon and fly back later that afternoon. The wife has spotted some nice things for the latest grand child. I hand over all my large Rupiah notes and proceed to walk down Jalan Legian, back to our hotel. I am approached by a lady in mid to late 40's (regardless I would have 20+ years on her) and asked up front if I would like a massage with a happy ending? I replied "Not really" She then asked if she could walk with me, to which I replied. No. She asks "why not" I reply, "Because my wife is in a shop, 20 metres away" She apologies and blends into the others on the footpath. By now I am walking down Jl Benasari, when a husky voice asks me if I want a massage? I look up and see an extremely beautiful sexy looking woman or is it a woman? I decide to have a close look and see if I can spot an Adams apple. As I approach, she/he hops up and enters the empty shop. He/she has got a great set of boobs, 1/2 its bum is hanging out of a pair of loose fitting girls running shorts. She/he tells me for 100 Baht I can get a massage blow job and a happy ending. Did she/he say 100 Bhat, so I ask her/him to repeat the cost. This time she/he says $100 or Rp1,000,000. Well I was out of time and out of money, which was probably just as well on all accounts, otherwise I could have been tempted. And I still do not know if it was a ladyboy or not.
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Could be the 40+ year old lady called Mary that I had massage me same road before covid. Amazing inch long nipples.

But yes the Legian massage shops is popular with the ladyboys.
 
Bigmick said:
Could be the 40+ year old lady called Mary that I had massage me same road before covid. Amazing inch long nipples.

But yes the Legian massage shops is popular with the ladyboys.
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Might be?!?! The straight up front and very confident way she approached me, she has defiantly asked that question before?! :-) :)
 
Literally countless beautiful sexy hot young REAL women around Legian but hey focus on what you want m8
 
Ladyboy hopefully, they give the best results😎 quite a few in that area, I suspect you can trust your instincts
 
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