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So why is the blonde in the middle image wearing 2 bras??

Becuase ... someone needs to learn how to spell... Because...

The Queen can move multiple squares at once, but the king only moves one square at a time, rather sexist game isn't it??
 
Because he's having to pay for sex, and she's getting paid for it, that' why she's doing the world trips and he's waiting for the next pay day so he can go get some :)

So the same if the prince and princess actually got married the man always pays... $$$$ ,.,,
 
I'm pretty sure I'm living the dream. I had some Captain Morgan last night and my toilet seat is always up. Still working on the rest...

You do know sitting down to pee is actually more relaxing....
 
So the same if the prince and princess actually got married the man always pays... $$$$ ,.,,

Statistically this may be the case, but then statistically the women often gets the bad end of domestic violence.

The ideal fairy tale would be the prince and the princess both deciding that they'd have a relationship. So they bought apartments next door to each other and had fun helping each other setup their apartments, then every couple of nights they'd sleep over at each others places and have wild passionate crazy sex and nobody would have to sleep on the wet spot because they'd go back to their beds and sex was free and they both saved up and went on trips around the world together and he didn't drink alcohol because he knew it would phuck up is sex life and she appreciated and trusted him and he never hurt her and just loved her and the both lived happily ever after and the they had two toilets one with the seat up and the other with the seat down... the end :p
 
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