Luke I am your Father

[Happy2]

We all know that line from Starwars
But who can think of fun or even disturbing alternatives

Luke I am your ....?

 

[Pandar. B. Ear]

Mother...

 

[Happy2]

Luke I am your friend Yodas Sex slave Help Mee!

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Luke I am in Luv with Your Rum Bottle....................

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Luke 24:49

And, behold, I send the promise of my Father upon you:

 

[DickieWu]

At the dinner table:

"Luke, the fork will be with you." "Use the fork, Luke." "Remember, the fork will be with you always."

 

[Taslyn Pierce]

At the dinner table:

"Luke, the fork will be with you." "Use the fork, Luke." "Remember, the fork will be with you always."

At the dinner table:

"Luke, the fork will be with you." "Use the fork, Luke." "Remember, the fork will be with you always."

YESSSSS

 

[Bree Brooks]

Luke I am the one who f***** your father haha

 

[tintbra]

Luke I am your father and Bob's your uncle.

 

[chibi]

Luke, I prefer the Prequels...

 

[Obbie]

Luke Obbie is the true master

 

[Happy2]

Luke, I am your OMFG WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND!

 

[homer]

Luke, you have two fathers. Meet Fart Vader.

Luke, I am not your father but I was your mama's lover. Meet your little brother, Fluke.

Luke, your saber is leaking.

Luke, I am still waiting for you on the happy side. *wink wink*

Luke, I met your father at the pride parade.

Luke, you really need to check who is your daddy.