Ok, going to go out on a little bit of a limb here (especially considering I wont be in Perth for the event) but I think I am able to offer a unique service that may have a niche audience. I'd like to be considered for future events if I am in Perth when they on if I am a winner
Ok, to the ladies, my entry follows:
How often do you have one of those clients that you completely have to restrain yourself from laughing at? You know they type, fat, cock the size of your pinky finger, no idea what to do with it, an absolutely tragic specimen of man? I would like, no love, in fact
beg you to give me the opportunity to completely humiliate myself in front of you!!
Finally you can feel free to point and laugh at a tiny member, jiggle tummy rolls and watch me explode with barley a touch time and time again, without the fear of losing business from a bad review. I would be your personal freak show of embarrassment, a pathetic wretch that knows the only purpose I serve is to allow you to laugh a mock me with out fear as, I am powerless to do anything about it.
Know that I don't enjoy humiliation, I don't get off at being laughed at. It is something that would be soul destroying for me. I do this only to serve, for no benefit to myself, as this is what the Kittens deserve. Pure selfless giving worthy of the goddess they are.
Signed,
A man who has finally learnt his place in this world.