Joke O'clock

[Jacqui Luxe]

Pornography gives young people an unhealthy and unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will come to their house!

Feel free to share any other chuckle worthy jokes you've heard recently, this one made me laugh out loud for a good couple of minutes

xoxoxo Jacqui

 

[MistressBetty]

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

 

[Addison.Ash]

What do you get if a Woolworths burns down?


Coles

A client told me that one the other day - I was quite impressed haha

Link is broken,so has been taken down