So chaps, I went to see Jade. She's decent on the texts get it organised, very friendly and we sorted out a slot. It's on Walker Ave, West Perth in an apartment I've been to before, saw Lisa there last year - what a disappointment that was.
Anyway, I arrive and buzzed in quick, the door is right next to the gate so not much hanging about in the street, which was busy with office types droning around. First impressions, she's taller than I expected, definitely not 21 and more Picasso than Mona Lisa but seemed very friendly, nice figure as advertised.
Headed straight down to the back bedroom, both get naked and I'm on the table face down. There's no extra towel or relief around the face hole so I'm in the table hole, definitely going to have those vinyl indent marks on my face for the next hour - not great. The oil was warm (more on that shortly) and the massage wasn't actually that bad, in particular head and neck as well as feet. She leaves no square cm of skin untouched, fine with me. Body slides were decent and long lasting, she's a thin girl so I wasn't sandwiched onto the table, though I do prefer this type of massage to be on a bed, personal preference only.
I've got a semi at the flip and she launched into getting that hard with enthusiasm. I got the vibe she wanted more attention too with a leg up on the table, so I obliged. She was already wetter than a spastics chin so was obviously not hating the session. We actually had a great 10-15 mins of fun, definitely would treat the regulars very well I expect. I know the ad says strictly no FS but there's no doubt in my mind that a couple of sessions in that could be agreed on. Small boobs all good with me however they had the oil taste and that wasn't pleasant. Try as I might to last longer, she had my measure and I headed for the shower.
Now it's only then that I realise the taste in my mouth of the oil is the same as the smell emanating from my whole body and it isn't great. I go for a super hot temp to melt some of this oil off me but it didn't work too well, the towel didn't offer much assistance afterwards either. I got dressed, was like putting clothes over sun cream feeling, we chatted briefly. Dropped in a couple of jokes and her laugh is raucous! Like the Seinfeld episode where the girl has the really loud laugh. Anyway, it was cute but I canned the jokes and left. There was another lady in the flat who hid while I left, either Lisa or the ghost of Lisa I expect.
Said my goodbyes and off I went. Would I go back? Probably not, but that's only because for that exact service I know better out there. But there will be some who really like her, she knows exactly what she's doing.
The good: Well into it, accurate pics, good vibe
The bad: Pricey at $220 for 45 mins, not a looker, indiscreet laugh, THE OIL
Note: Factor in another shower with proper soap asap after that session. I'm back at the office and the stink is all over me.
Any questions, I'm about
