Does anyone else get totally put off if you're having some adult fun in the bedroom - or wherever you are in your house, and you look up and see the dog has come to investigate and is watching you? I feel them judging me. The cat too.
Is it just me?
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Locoman
The dog is probably thinking if you let me out of the yard occasionally I might get some action as well.
Save me sneaking in watching you have all the fun.
Save me sneaking in watching you have all the fun.
You might be right. I've got two dogs, male and female, but are both fixed. They must hate me for that.
They must be gagging for a bit of action.
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bushseeker
Your verylucky.... usually K9 Is a very expensive extract
Ahoy;- You Arrr lucky, I have an evil squawking companion and she is never happy.....................
Sir Cruiser
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Who gave you the bird hp?
Ahoy, No-One Sir Cruiser.............I bought her
It was a bad idea, but, she is my companion.
It was a bad idea, but, she is my companion.
kneaded relief
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I have Two Siberian huskies,same but only worse,they literally tak
Happy2
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I actually gave HP the bird first time I ever met him
He brings out the worst in me
Ahoy;- I can`t wait to meet up with you again H2, this time around i am bring my Pet.
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alexeisayle
Worse is the parrot comments “raawk, youre doing it wrong, youre doing it wrong“
Sir Cruiser
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I trust you are not talking about your partner alexeisayle
There is pussy and there is pussy!
George tries to muscle in .....and steel all the tickles that are meant for me...!!!
Love you dearly .....but Sod Off George....I'm Busy!!!
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alexeisayle
My partner had beautiful plumage! And she's just resting after a prolonged squawrk, thankyou SO much.
Ahahahaaaa
And also the cat, Dahlia.
I have a Great Dane who thinks he can talk. He likes to voice his opinions of me regularly.
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Bee
Awwe Ziggy...she is just BEAUTIFUL !!! I have 3 pussy 's that join me at various times during the night in bed ...plus a very naughty snake called M.Angelo who escapes his aquarium frequently....
Bee x
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Bee
I like this comment...very much...except I have these "annoying" entities called "teenagers" that do this.... OMG !!!! :-(
Awwe Ziggy...she is just BEAUTIFUL !!! I have 3 pussy 's that join me at various times during the night in bed ...plus a very naughty snake called M.Angelo who escapes his aquarium frequently....
I've got a naughty snake that escapes his enclosure frequently, too! Maybe you'd like to come and meet him some time?
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Bee
now stop that max....lol ....
I've got a naughty snake that escapes his enclosure frequently, too! Maybe you'd like to come and meet him some time?
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Mr Happy 2....im talking about my reptile...ummm I think Max is talking about his "snake" ...neither are viruses...your being cheeky...lol... ;-)
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Bee
it is...i became confused with threads ...i was reading XLNC's Masturbation Month...then ...you know...mr happy sort of "evolved" ...lol Bee x
Absolutely!!! I have had a dog attack me halfway through a lovemaking session with my ex.... Look I was just smacking his butt for pleasure I'm not hurting your damn owner!