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Wall-Breaking Sex
When a 440-pound virgin decided to take things to the next level with his 110-pound lover things tragically ended with him accidentally driving her head right through the room's sheet-rock wall.
"My initial reaction was, 'I killed her. This is my first time. And Jen is dead.'"
The two went to the hospital where the female was ultimately told by doctors that she had a concussion. The couple stayed together a few months later, but have since called it quits.
Stuck On You
"One night, a gurney rolled in carrying a woman in black lingerie-who happened to be straddling a naked man. They told us that they had been doing a lot of drugs and having wild sex when the woman's vagina cramped up and the guy couldn't pull out. The doctor on duty gave her muscle relaxants, and after several minutes, they were able to separate. Then they were promptly arrested on drug charges.
Hot Beef Infection
"I was assigned to examine a patient with stomach pain. The woman turned out to be my high school classmate, but instead of being happy to see me, she was mortified. She confessed she wasn't suffering from stomach pain but had gotten something 'stuck.' Hours earlier, she'd microwaved a frozen hot dog to use as a sex toy. But heating it had softened the hot dog, and it broke off inside her. I removed it, though I doubt she'll look me in the eye at our next reunion!"
Go Fish
"A man explained that his girlfriend had tried to take his temperature rectally and 'lost' the thermometer. I could actually see the glass tip poking out of his rear end, so I got a padded clamp and gently began pulling. It was a thermometer all right, but one for a fish tank-more than a foot long!"
When a 440-pound virgin decided to take things to the next level with his 110-pound lover things tragically ended with him accidentally driving her head right through the room's sheet-rock wall.
"My initial reaction was, 'I killed her. This is my first time. And Jen is dead.'"
The two went to the hospital where the female was ultimately told by doctors that she had a concussion. The couple stayed together a few months later, but have since called it quits.
Stuck On You
"One night, a gurney rolled in carrying a woman in black lingerie-who happened to be straddling a naked man. They told us that they had been doing a lot of drugs and having wild sex when the woman's vagina cramped up and the guy couldn't pull out. The doctor on duty gave her muscle relaxants, and after several minutes, they were able to separate. Then they were promptly arrested on drug charges.
Hot Beef Infection
"I was assigned to examine a patient with stomach pain. The woman turned out to be my high school classmate, but instead of being happy to see me, she was mortified. She confessed she wasn't suffering from stomach pain but had gotten something 'stuck.' Hours earlier, she'd microwaved a frozen hot dog to use as a sex toy. But heating it had softened the hot dog, and it broke off inside her. I removed it, though I doubt she'll look me in the eye at our next reunion!"
Go Fish
"A man explained that his girlfriend had tried to take his temperature rectally and 'lost' the thermometer. I could actually see the glass tip poking out of his rear end, so I got a padded clamp and gently began pulling. It was a thermometer all right, but one for a fish tank-more than a foot long!"
There were some downsides to the 80's and long hair was one of them 
Thanks Dallas you made me smile with your story
