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In these difficult times, are there any ladies providing services?

Lord Spikey

Lord Spikey

I... AM... SPIKEY
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Ladies and Gentlemen

It has been a long and frustrating time since Lord Spikey enjoyed the company of a lovely lady.
Partly because of a recent family holiday, but mostly because of this damned COVID-19 and believe me; I have stared into the belly of the beast.

So, with this in mind and a bad case of Blue Balls, I started to consider how this might be worked around.
The question is: Are there any ladies offering ANY services, other than on-line services?

Yes, I know that the 1.5m social distancing rule/law must apply and there will always be f*cktards who will push their luck, should something be worked out.
However, I can think of something that would be fun.

Imagine, if you will, that a drop dead sexy lady was reclining in a comfortable chair on one side of a room. A gentleman was sitting on a chair on the other side of the same room, at least 2m away. The lady took the time to pleasure herself, while the gentleman watches intently, all the while pleasuring himself. It would, of course, require the sexy lady to become "naturally animated" and to put on her best show, encouraging the gentleman. It would be like a live porn show. She could stand, turn around and bend over, giving a rear view. Fingers or toys probing her most feminine regions, until dripping and exhausted they sheepishly giggle while showering or dressing.

Now, that would be something worth experiencing and it would save on soap in the shower.

If there was a concern about gentlemen jumping up and approaching the lady, mid act, I have a solution....

Attached to the chair that the gentleman is occupying, or the wall behind, etc is a collar and leash. The gentleman attaches the collar around his neck with a padlock. The sexy lady holds the key and tosses it to him at the end of the session. She leaves the room, leaving the gentleman to unlock himself, shower, dress and leave.

See? I've got it all worked out.
 
Lord Spikey said:
Ladies and Gentlemen

It has been a long and frustrating time since Lord Spikey enjoyed the company of a lovely lady.
Partly because of a recent family holiday, but mostly because of this damned COVID-19 and believe me; I have stared into the belly of the beast.

So, with this in mind and a bad case of Blue Balls, I started to consider how this might be worked around.
The question is: Are there any ladies offering ANY services, other than on-line services?

Yes, I know that the 1.5m social distancing rule/law must apply and there will always be f*cktards who will push their luck, should something be worked out.
However, I can think of something that would be fun.

Imagine, if you will, that a drop dead sexy lady was reclining in a comfortable chair on one side of a room. A gentleman was sitting on a chair on the other side of the same room, at least 2m away. The lady took the time to pleasure herself, while the gentleman watches intently, all the while pleasuring himself. It would, of course, require the sexy lady to become "naturally animated" and to put on her best show, encouraging the gentleman. It would be like a live porn show. She could stand, turn around and bend over, giving a rear view. Fingers or toys probing her most feminine regions, until dripping and exhausted they sheepishly giggle while showering or dressing.

Now, that would be something worth experiencing and it would save on soap in the shower.

If there was a concern about gentlemen jumping up and approaching the lady, mid act, I have a solution....

Attached to the chair that the gentleman is occupying, or the wall behind, etc is a collar and leash. The gentleman attaches the collar around his neck with a padlock. The sexy lady holds the key and tosses it to him at the end of the session. She leaves the room, leaving the gentleman to unlock himself, shower, dress and leave.

See? I've got it all worked out.
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$400 / 60 minutes for the Lady 10K to get the key back .
 
Vauxhall223 said:
They will put your goods through but they won’t bag them lol sounds silly to me
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i questioned the check out lady as to why she was willing to touch & scan all my items, but refused to bag them.
shrug of shoulders from her "company policy mate".
i came out of bunnings the other day, reaching down to try and present my items to the lady for scanning so she didn't have to touch my items.
but no, she insisted on me leaving the items alone, and she picked up every item to scan them.
bizarre policy.
 
Stick your fleshlight on a 2 Mt extension poles. For that kind of money at least get her to do some work we're she's not just addressing her blue balls (not sure what the female equivalent is) 😁
 
Roo said:
Stick your fleshlight on a 2 Mt extension poles. For that kind of money at least get her to do some work we're she's not just addressing her blue balls (not sure what the female equivalent is) 😁
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What kind of money? I didn’t suggest; but being as you brought it up, $200 or so should be fair.
 
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Wasn't expecting those reactions ... if I'm 1.5m away from a lady with a protective screen, that is then needed, I'd be distinctly impressed with myself, capture it & upload it into a certain section of Pornhub !!!
 
Only 20% of Corona virus cases show any symptoms.
80% of cases show no symptoms and are asymptomatic.
The overall death rate from Corona is only 1% of total cases.

There is no coherent government plan that can stop the spread of Corona Virus.
No coherent plan when the rules are contradictory and the governments makes stuff up on the run.
Unfair fines are revenue raising for the government.
 
stovo82 said:
Only 20% of Corona virus cases show any symptoms.
80% of cases show no symptoms and are asymptomatic.
The overall death rate from Corona is only 1% of total cases.

There is no coherent government plan that can stop the spread of Corona Virus.
No coherent plan when the rules are contradictory and the governments makes stuff up on the run.
Unfair fines are revenue raising for the government.
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I’m not sure where you are getting your “facts” from, I prefer WHO. This is as at 18 April 2020

SITUATION IN NUMBERS total (new cases in last 24 hours)
Globally
2 160 207 confirmed (85 678) 146 088 deaths (6710)
So thats a little under 7% infections become deaths. And a daily death toll of nearly 7000 sounds serious to me, maybe its time to take it seriously?


 
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stovo82 said:
A sex worker would risk huge fines and imprisonment during these hard times.
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Yet you don't have to look very far at all...
Plenty of SW's showing a blatant disregard for the rules designed to protect ALL of us & minimize the risk of community transmissions.
But apparently greed is of far more importance than the health & wellbeing of others & in a not so roundabout way the future of mankind also comes second best for the sake of a couple of hundred measly bucks. Perhaps the most unbelievable part of all of this is given the minimal effort required to sign up to & receive social security payments almost immediately not to mention the absolute smorgasbord of benefits & concessions available to ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE. So putting things into perspective... Unless a SW has a serious drug habit, is a sex addict or maybe the only way she knows how to satisfy her ego is in a "pay for play" scenario what other possible set of circumstances other than greed could possibly lead to the decision to blatantly disregard what is best for everyone including herself???
 
Sexty8 said:
I’m not sure where you are getting your “facts” from, I prefer WHO. This is as at 18 April 2020

SITUATION IN NUMBERS total (new cases in last 24 hours)
Globally
2 160 207 confirmed (85 678) 146 088 deaths (6710)
So thats a little under 7% infections become deaths. And a daily death toll of nearly 7000 sounds serious to me, maybe its time to take it seriously?


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As frightening as this may sound we are well & truly beyond "It's time to take it seriously" & now staring straight down the gun barrel of "Never before has the world ever been in such a state of dire crisis as this & unless every single one of us does our absolute utmost to limit the spread of community transmissions there is a very good chance that approx 60 million of us will no longer be here by the end of the financial year"
 
To all of those already doing the wrong thing or even considering doing the wrong thing....
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Let this sink in.
 
Night Owl said:
As frightening as this may sound we are well & truly beyond "It's time to take it seriously" & now staring straight down the gun barrel of "Never before has the world ever been in such a state of dire crisis as this & unless every single one of us does our absolute utmost to limit the spread of community transmissions there is a very good chance that approx 60 million of us will no longer be here by the end of the financial year"
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No. that is completely false. I have no idea where you get your information, but if you intend to scare people, you will need to provide some evidence.
Perth has not had a new positive case in days. Sydney is starting to open up beaches. More people are being tested (and confirmed negative), including people with no symptoms. People are still abiding by the social distancing rules; except the COVIDIOTS. Australia has and will continue to fare well.

Your last picture was even more unrealistic. "Many of these doctors and nurses won't come back to see their loved ones"???? Again, where is your evidence. Why would you say such a thing???
I'm sorry, but even doctors and nurses would not agree to go on a known suicide mission. That's just ridiculous. Are you suggesting that they would go and try to save one desperately sick person's life to purposefully lose their own???

I understand that you may be passionate about wanting the best outcome and I agree with you; but making irresponsible statements just weakens the argument. (think about the forever falling number of predicted deaths in America. Didn't that go from something like 1,200,000 to a little over 40,000?

It is better to let the truth sink in. The truth is way bad enough. We don't need to exaggerate it. That just causes fear and anxiety. We don't need mental health issues as well.
 
Lord Spikey said:
Ladies and Gentlemen

It has been a long and frustrating time since Lord Spikey enjoyed the company of a lovely lady.
Partly because of a recent family holiday, but mostly because of this damned COVID-19 and believe me; I have stared into the belly of the beast.

So, with this in mind and a bad case of Blue Balls, I started to consider how this might be worked around.
The question is: Are there any ladies offering ANY services, other than on-line services?

Yes, I know that the 1.5m social distancing rule/law must apply and there will always be f*cktards who will push their luck, should something be worked out.
However, I can think of something that would be fun.

Imagine, if you will, that a drop dead sexy lady was reclining in a comfortable chair on one side of a room. A gentleman was sitting on a chair on the other side of the same room, at least 2m away. The lady took the time to pleasure herself, while the gentleman watches intently, all the while pleasuring himself. It would, of course, require the sexy lady to become "naturally animated" and to put on her best show, encouraging the gentleman. It would be like a live porn show. She could stand, turn around and bend over, giving a rear view. Fingers or toys probing her most feminine regions, until dripping and exhausted they sheepishly giggle while showering or dressing.

Now, that would be something worth experiencing and it would save on soap in the shower.

If there was a concern about gentlemen jumping up and approaching the lady, mid act, I have a solution....

Attached to the chair that the gentleman is occupying, or the wall behind, etc is a collar and leash. The gentleman attaches the collar around his neck with a padlock. The sexy lady holds the key and tosses it to him at the end of the session. She leaves the room, leaving the gentleman to unlock himself, shower, dress and leave.

See? I've got it all worked out.
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So... No takers, then?
 
Lord Spikey said:
No. that is completely false. I have no idea where you get your information, but if you intend to scare people, you will need to provide some evidence.
Perth has not had a new positive case in days. Sydney is starting to open up beaches. More people are being tested (and confirmed negative), including people with no symptoms. People are still abiding by the social distancing rules; except the COVIDIOTS. Australia has and will continue to fare well.

Your last picture was even more unrealistic. "Many of these doctors and nurses won't come back to see their loved ones"???? Again, where is your evidence. Why would you say such a thing???
I'm sorry, but even doctors and nurses would not agree to go on a known suicide mission. That's just ridiculous. Are you suggesting that they would go and try to save one desperately sick person's life to purposefully lose their own???

I understand that you may be passionate about wanting the best outcome and I agree with you; but making irresponsible statements just weakens the argument. (think about the forever falling number of predicted deaths in America. Didn't that go from something like 1,200,000 to a little over 40,000?

It is better to let the truth sink in. The truth is way bad enough. We don't need to exaggerate it. That just causes fear and anxiety. We don't need mental health issues as well.
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You misinterpreted my post sorry mate. I am not quoting anything or anyone & nor am I scaremongering.
I am simply stating that IF/WHEN the community transmission juggernaut gathers momentum there will be very little hope of stopping the COVID-19 Pandemic & if punters & WL's continue to blatantly disregard the rules put in place to protect us ALL the chances of this juggernaut gathering momentum are significantly increased.
 
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