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Here are 17 sex facts you'll wish you never heard...

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Here are 17 sex facts you'll wish you never heard...

1. One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed.

2. Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

3. British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.

4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

5. Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.

6. A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year.

7. Seven Viagra tablets are sold every second.

8. The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you've finished saying it, it's too late.

9. The American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental illness until 1973.

10. The best-selling work of fiction of the 15th century was "The Tale of the Two Lovers," an erotic novel by the man who later became Pope Pius II.

11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

12. In 2008, archaeologists in Cyprus found a 7th-century curse inscribed on a lead tablet that said, "May your penis hurt when you make love." Nobody knows who made the curse, or why.

13. The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met onmatch.com.

14. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you.

15. A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men.

16. At the 2012 London Olympics, which lasted for 17 days, the athletes were provided with 150,000 free condoms- approximately 15 each.

17. The "G-spot" was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today.

So there you go,,,some food for thought,,,,,or not....lol
 
5. Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.
Applicable to the males and Feebee's of our species too I would assume


11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

Chance would be a fine thing
 
5. Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.
Applicable to the males and Feebee's of our species too I would assume


11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

Chance would be a fine thing

I dont drink, and rejection whats that? :)

Imagine that child support bill when they all found out how much of a cheater you were :)
 
Now now play nice Bepp
We have a thread on what we love about Australia and freedom of expression was one
So as long as the sun rises in the west I will defend Phoebe

I was under the impression like we all were that the sun shines out of your ass happy2....
 
"4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops."

If only I get 62 MacBook Pro every week for my weekly data transfer. :(
 
14. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you.

Yeah, I get that all the time.
 
14. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you.

Yeah, I get that all the time.
You learn something new all the time I always thought it Gymnophobia The fear of getting changed and showered after PE
 
You learn something new all the time I always thought it Gymnophobia The fear of getting changed and showered after PE

You should do standup ...... Reading some of your replies, I thank god I got a very strong pelvic floor....
 
You learn something new all the time I always thought it Gymnophobia The fear of getting changed and showered after PE

Speaking from experience eh, what ya afraid of? accidentally dropping the bar of soap? Atomic wedgie?


You been kegeling eh, Feebs...
 
4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

And how many floppy di(s)ks?
 
4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

And how many floppy di(s)ks?

Should one say, stop spreading your data? Ewww, wipe your data off her boobies.
 
11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

How much of that ends up on bed sheets, The floor or his own palms.... and not actually where nature intended for it to end up...........
 
11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

How much of that ends up on bed sheets, The floor or his own palms.... and not actually where nature intended for it to end up...........
My dear fellow If it was not meant to end up in our palms
God in all her wisdom would not have given us Opposable thumbs
 
I'm definitely all thumbs when I try to remove them unfortunately. Wish I could do like the smooth guys in movies. They just flick with a single hand and off they pop
 
That would be a very tiring job even if it pays well...not to mention all the jealous bf and hubbies coming at ya with their axes and chainsaws...not a job for Homer for sure. Besides,

homer-sperm.jpg
 
That would be a very tiring job even if it pays well...not to mention all the jealous bf and hubbies coming at ya with their axes and chainsaws...not a job for Homer for sure. Besides,

homer-sperm.jpg


OK 3 homers..... which one is real homer????
 
So startlingly hilarious.! I wish i didn't read it though.. lol
 
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Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you.

lol story of my life hahahaha
 
5. Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.
Applicable to the males and Feebee's of our species too I would assume


11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

Chance would be a fine thing

5: They didn’t say in which order things happen. Maybe female fruit flies also are turned off by drunk males.

11: The prospect sounds like fun ... for the first two weeks.
 
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