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Give me the truth! Fake orgasm or Real orgasm Poll

Punters - do you want to hear the truth?

  • Nah, she can fake it for all I care. As long as I get off.

    Votes: 4 13.8%

  • Yes, of course, I always enjoy it more knowing that she is too

    Votes: 25 86.2%
  • Total voters
    29
Happy2 said:
Worse than the fake orgasm is the robot
Oh You are soo good You sooooo Big You make me cum (Then in normal voice You there yet ?) Oh you the best

And they sound like robot in Lost in space
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To sound like a robot is a bonus extra for some. But to sound like a donkey is another story. :eek:

Miss Monique said:
I'm in shock horror reading that H2 sounds like a great way to get the men off or coming back (NOT)
I enjoy my work, I love sex with strangers as wired as that sounds
Some men I enjoy more than others and if I didn't enjoy it I would not do it.
Being completely honest I do very little full service jobs as my speciality is my lips, cock sucking is what most men come to me for and I get off on that more than sex sometimes
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Your job sounds intriguing miss Monique. ;) Being genuine about it is the best policy, especially with lip service.
 
homer said:
Your job sounds intriguing miss Monique. ;) Being genuine about it is the best policy, especially with lip service.
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Isn't it strange different professions different wordings
In most jobs, to give lip service only is not a good thing
Yet Monique Is offering lip service and its surely wonderful
 
I guess I offer 2 forms of lip service.
Lip service to the ones who choose not to read, the repete offenders now I sure how often the same ones do it must must enjoy my tongue lashings lol
Then the O so delicious lip service, warm wet lips of pleasure
 
Happy2 said:
Isn't it strange different professions different wordings
In most jobs, to give lip service only is not a good thing
Yet Monique Is offering lip service and its surely wonderful
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Yeah, the lip service she provisions would have her clients in pleasurable agreements many times over.
 
Happy2 said:
Worse than the fake orgasm is the robot
Oh You are soo good You sooooo Big You make me cum (Then in normal voice You there yet ?) Oh you the best

And they sound like robot in Lost in space
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Yeah, it's the ones who yell "Danger, will rub it out! DANGERRR!" that turn me off. :eek:
 
Miss Monique said:
I may get a pay rise
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Well a plumber comes and fixes my taps, a lawn mower person comes and does my patch, a nail bar does my talons I pay after the service right?

So Whiskey Tango Foxtrot do I pay before this kind of service?

Even Mechanics whom do my lube jobs I pay after it ;)
 
Don't get me started on plummer's I waited all week for him to show up

A lot of my reg's pay me after fun ask how much I would like lol
But I don't think many WL would be happy to provide a service given the nature of it and pay at the end.
I personally think it is terrible and so unprofessional that some ladies provide such a poor robot/star fish service.
Men pay good money for us ladies
 
homer said:
He must be busy clearing out other ladies plumbing...oh yeah.
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The other ladies plumbing must have been as exciting luv as this dude was meant to be out within 24 hours that was Monday he arrived 6.30 last night grumpy as hell. When I told him the problem he just rolled his eyes. Even worse he put a black rubber seal on my white loo now it doesn't match. The silly man
 
Thank you Phoebe I knew you would understand
And sorry to the original poster of this thread we have gotten a bit of the beaten track
 
Miss Monique said:
The other ladies plumbing must have been as exciting luv as this dude was meant to be out within 24 hours that was Monday he arrived 6.30 last night grumpy as hell. When I told him the problem he just rolled his eyes. Even worse he put a black rubber seal on my white loo now it doesn't match. The silly man
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Tradies such as plummies are hard to cum by...because they are always "busy" and always "in demand", they can roll up with such attitude. They are highly priced and highly arrogant. Though the plummies I dealt with had been reasonably friendly and did the job well.
 
Oh it's alright. I was just thinking that I genuinely could have helped with your plumbing whilst you helped me with mine... whomever finishes their work first is the one who gets paid, lol hahaha ;)
 
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