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Funny thailand story

Wooper

Wooper

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Might be misleading but I thought it was kinda funny, so plans for another Thailand trips being made with a couple mates and stories for shared and one open up and said when he went a few years ago for the first time it was kinda intense at first but let loose but few days in he thought he’d wait and be a bit more picky as he isn’t a sex god and can’t keep going and can’t go many times a day, so he’ll hold up to find a real looker but then felt like he missed out as some the ladies at the bars he went to and wanted were already with other blokes so he ended up drinking with some other tourist and got pretty drunk but then realised he spent most his money for that night as he didn’t carry much with him or his card just incase, so like me stayed at a cheap ass place and that place also had a lot of street walkers around the front looking for work and as he goes into the open entry of the hotel and there’s a bunch of tables and sitting at one is the lady who owns the place/runs it and another lady with her and they offer him a drink and seat which he takes and they chat for like a couple hours and now it’s like 4am he reckons, now some the street walkers have walked in and out for the toilet and to buy drinks, he chatted with them as they were friendly and the boss knew them but seem like a dead night for them so they sat down had a drink and talked about going home and after a little bit of banter one says why not pay for us to all fuck you ? And he just laughed and said he too drunk and out of cash anyway, so they through a number at him and he just declined and said sorry I have no money, now it’s 2 girls which he said were likely late 20 and one at least 30 both not bad looking but had big tits and we’re thin and the other was a ladyboy but small and very passable but he’d never had one or wanted one.
Now they again say how much you got ? And he says I’m broke and think he said it woulda been like $15 in baht and then they just went yeh that fine and he’s like huh? And they said yeh you give us and we all do you and he kinda nervously goes upstairs with them but also is like ahhh I don’t want the ladyboy but feels awkward now and he gets in the room and then start getting naked and he stops them and say sorry but I’m not into lady boy and they said you try you try give best bj and he drunkenly and reluctantly gave in so laid back and had 3 of them playing and licking around his fella and he was conflicted coz he didn’t want a ladyboy but it was feeling amazing and then kinda realised the best one at the bj was the ladyboy lol.
So they take turns riding him but then declined the lady boy and said listen I feel uncomfortable seeing a dick near mine and it’s not my thing and they click that he hasn’t been with one before and they like oh you should try and one tells him you fuck her ass and if you don’t like I’ll let you fuck my ass to and he’s just like ahhhh um ok? Lol
He then ask the lady boy to try keep their dick covered and then puts them on all fours and and starts going at it and the other two just start chanting fuck her like a slut and harder harder and so he does and he just starts hammering with these two ladies edging him on and then the door knocks and hears a voice and he kind freaks.
Then one the ladies just opens it and it’s the owner lady and she walks in like shhhh too loud whole hotel can hear you and he’s just kinda there with his dick in a lady boy ass like this is awkward and then the boss like oh having fun ? And just stays, then the lady who offered her ass says ok you can do me to and he bangs her in the ass aswell all while the boss lady still there just having a laugh and then he realises he’s kinda spent and says ok you can blow me to finish,
And at this point he just looks at the boss lady and jokingly says hey if you’re gonna stay you gotta help out to and she laughs and then a little bit later just gets in and takes a turn blowing him for a little bit to, recons it wasn’t very good and she was like 50 but still was like wtf.
Ended up throat fucking the lady boy and came in her mouth and they all left.
Next day he’s just like what the fuck Happen haha.

Then last night he ended up paying at some place and then after had a few more drinks and went back to the hotel which again 1 the ladies the lady boy and 2 others are just hanging around and goes well fuck it might as well do one more and took the ladyboy upstairs because he felt like being able to really pound away and went to town.

Recons he came home like am I bi or something ? And pondered it for ages but didn’t have a lot of desire to try a ladyboy again but melt sticking with him and looked online at escorts and wasn’t attracted at all but kept messing with him and he change one that was super passing and said when he rocked up he just was soft, felt nothing and ended up leaving and getting yelled at for waisting their time.

Said there has to be something in the water there because he didn’t understand why he did it or why he even did it a second time.

Didn’t catch a disease but did catch sexual confusion for a time haha
 
Wooper said:
Might be misleading but I thought it was kinda funny, so plans for another Thailand trips being made with a couple mates and stories for shared and one open up and said when he went a few years ago for the first time it was kinda intense at first but let loose but few days in he thought he’d wait and be a bit more picky as he isn’t a sex god and can’t keep going and can’t go many times a day, so he’ll hold up to find a real looker but then felt like he missed out as some the ladies at the bars he went to and wanted were already with other blokes so he ended up drinking with some other tourist and got pretty drunk but then realised he spent most his money for that night as he didn’t carry much with him or his card just incase, so like me stayed at a cheap ass place and that place also had a lot of street walkers around the front looking for work and as he goes into the open entry of the hotel and there’s a bunch of tables and sitting at one is the lady who owns the place/runs it and another lady with her and they offer him a drink and seat which he takes and they chat for like a couple hours and now it’s like 4am he reckons, now some the street walkers have walked in and out for the toilet and to buy drinks, he chatted with them as they were friendly and the boss knew them but seem like a dead night for them so they sat down had a drink and talked about going home and after a little bit of banter one says why not pay for us to all fuck you ? And he just laughed and said he too drunk and out of cash anyway, so they through a number at him and he just declined and said sorry I have no money, now it’s 2 girls which he said were likely late 20 and one at least 30 both not bad looking but had big tits and we’re thin and the other was a ladyboy but small and very passable but he’d never had one or wanted one.
Now they again say how much you got ? And he says I’m broke and think he said it woulda been like $15 in baht and then they just went yeh that fine and he’s like huh? And they said yeh you give us and we all do you and he kinda nervously goes upstairs with them but also is like ahhh I don’t want the ladyboy but feels awkward now and he gets in the room and then start getting naked and he stops them and say sorry but I’m not into lady boy and they said you try you try give best bj and he drunkenly and reluctantly gave in so laid back and had 3 of them playing and licking around his fella and he was conflicted coz he didn’t want a ladyboy but it was feeling amazing and then kinda realised the best one at the bj was the ladyboy lol.
So they take turns riding him but then declined the lady boy and said listen I feel uncomfortable seeing a dick near mine and it’s not my thing and they click that he hasn’t been with one before and they like oh you should try and one tells him you fuck her ass and if you don’t like I’ll let you fuck my ass to and he’s just like ahhhh um ok? Lol
He then ask the lady boy to try keep their dick covered and then puts them on all fours and and starts going at it and the other two just start chanting fuck her like a slut and harder harder and so he does and he just starts hammering with these two ladies edging him on and then the door knocks and hears a voice and he kind freaks.
Then one the ladies just opens it and it’s the owner lady and she walks in like shhhh too loud whole hotel can hear you and he’s just kinda there with his dick in a lady boy ass like this is awkward and then the boss like oh having fun ? And just stays, then the lady who offered her ass says ok you can do me to and he bangs her in the ass aswell all while the boss lady still there just having a laugh and then he realises he’s kinda spent and says ok you can blow me to finish,
And at this point he just looks at the boss lady and jokingly says hey if you’re gonna stay you gotta help out to and she laughs and then a little bit later just gets in and takes a turn blowing him for a little bit to, recons it wasn’t very good and she was like 50 but still was like wtf.
Ended up throat fucking the lady boy and came in her mouth and they all left.
Next day he’s just like what the fuck Happen haha.

Then last night he ended up paying at some place and then after had a few more drinks and went back to the hotel which again 1 the ladies the lady boy and 2 others are just hanging around and goes well fuck it might as well do one more and took the ladyboy upstairs because he felt like being able to really pound away and went to town.

Recons he came home like am I bi or something ? And pondered it for ages but didn’t have a lot of desire to try a ladyboy again but melt sticking with him and looked online at escorts and wasn’t attracted at all but kept messing with him and he change one that was super passing and said when he rocked up he just was soft, felt nothing and ended up leaving and getting yelled at for waisting their time.

Said there has to be something in the water there because he didn’t understand why he did it or why he even did it a second time.

Didn’t catch a disease but did catch sexual confusion for a time haha
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That's Thailand for ya... There's a different story every night.....
 
Oh reminded me of another story so just gonna dump here, bloke I knew was married with couple kids and marriage wasn’t going too great and part of it was that life was just work, do things for kids and that’s it, so they took a holiday to Bali and his mrs just made the entire planning and getting there a nightmare as she was just a super stress head and wanted to plan every inch of the holiday with activities which led to it not being fun and feeling like they did less as she rushed them constantly, got pissed off and just wanted to drink by the pool for a couple hours and she had a wobbly and took the kids out. So he’s just by the pool chatting with other guest and drinking just having a good time and the guy 2 rooms down from them as they had ground level rooms gets talking and he’s like 60 or something and recons he caught on about his marriage issues and the bloke tells him he’s living it up and just been bringing girls back to his hotel daily.
Day later sees the older bloke walking with two young hotties and notices loud noises coming from the room and has a good old laugh, then again he’s chilling on his own outside his room having a drink and the guy walks by with the girls as he was walking them out and kinda stops and ask if he’s ok and he’s like yeh I’m actually happy been able to just drink and chill. So the older bloke goes hey wanna have a shot with the girls ? And he’s like huh? He then offers to pay the girls again and the use of his room so he can have a threesome and he’s like you know what? Fuck it and goes to the old blokes room and has a great time. Couple months later he’s seperated as the marriage didn’t work and went back to Bali to have a week like the old bloke did before he was gonna lose all his money to her and child support lol
 
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