Funny encounters with WL's

[Eireann484]

It's crossed my mind a few times and thought it might be good for a laugh to hear some of your guys stories.

Has any ever happened to cross paths with a WL or escort outside in the wild? And been recognised? Like in Coles or the post office or something.
Its a fear that I goes through my head ever now and again, how to react, what to say if she comes up etc..

Tell us your best encounters, Or even to generalise this thread a bit more, Tell us your funniest story when dealing with a WL.

I was getting a massage at one stage in Northbridge and the lady had to run out to her kitchen to turn the stovetop down so that her spuds wouldnt boil over, gave me a good laugh!

 

[AmeliaKennedy]

I can assure you I would never ever go upto a client and speak to them..discretion is key! However I have seen quite a few since starting out and about its kind of like a sexy secret.. they usually come and book me again after they see me and we have a good giggle

The funniest encounter I had a guy come up to my incall and he said he forgot his wallet thanks to this forum I was like ahhhh its an excuse he doesn't like me so I thank him and then go and get my pj bottoms on and relax on the couch only for my buzzer to go back off and he had genuinely forgotten his wallet in the car so he saw Amelia in stockings and a sexy dress followed by chilled out Amelia in PJ bottoms. Thankfully he saw the funny side.

 

[sunyun]

Amelia, you'll just have to go out and buy some sexy PJs for this sort of occasion !

 

[sunyun]

I've actually posted this experience before, but in case you missed it :

Some years ago I booked an appealing lady through Escortsandbabes and turned up to find a pretty, welcoming, 30s lady.

We got the preliminaries out of the way and things started to get intimate, and I said to her (as I always do), "if I do anything you don't like, tell me and I'll avoid it".

She promptly replied, "Well I don't like fucking, so you can piss off now !"

I was stunned, and looked up to find her grinning at me with a sparkle in her eye - she became my regular for almost three years.