Farting during the nasty

[Jasmine Malika]

I had a client come in on my last shifts wanting me to fart in his face, it was my first time doing it I can’t lie it was so much fun heh

 

[Jasmine Malika]

Would love to do more kinky bookings they always end up being so fun <33

 

[Jamie jackson]

Would love to do more kinky bookings they always end up being so fun <33

Kink bookings are definitely a lot of fun and keep the night interesting that’s for sure

 

[Jasmine Malika]

Kink bookings are definitely a lot of fun and keep the night interesting that’s for sure

Where are my kinky boys in perth at

 

[doob]

Where are my kinky boys in perth at

Here's my favourite kink, I shag you senseless and you give me all your money! Pwhoah, what a turn on!

 

[doob]

Here's my favourite kink, I shag you senseless and you give me all your money! Pwhoah, what a turn on!

I feel your pain sister. I'd be in pain too if I had to shag anyone senseless. Eat some dum briyani, great comfort food.

 

[James3006]

I had a client come in on my last shifts wanting me to fart in his face, it was my first time doing it I can’t lie it was so much fun heh

next time eat a curry egg sandwich before it.

 

[LongHair]

Just ewe !

 

[doob]

Just ewe !

What have New Zealanders got to do with it?

 

[Obbie]

I had a client come in on my last shifts wanting me to fart in his face, it was my first time doing it I can’t lie it was so much fun heh

So you save gas just in case

 

[johnmatilda]

Have some baked beans, boiled eggs and Durian just before your next booking with him. Let us know how it goes .

You'll either kill him or he'll be begging for more...

 

[Jamie jackson]

Have some baked beans, boiled eggs and Durian just before your next booking with him. Let us know how it goes .

You'll either kill him or he'll be begging for more...

That was funny until you said Durian
That is the most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever eaten, and I’m a proper country girl. I’ve definitely eaten some controversial things.

 

[johnmatilda]

That was funny until you said Durian
That is the most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever eaten, and I’m a proper country girl. I’ve definitely eaten some controversial things.

Therefore just imagine how repugnant the smell must be when it comes out the other end, mixed in with the baked beans and boiled eggs! Will certainly be one to remember for your client.

 

[Jamie jackson]

Therefore just imagine how repugnant the smell must be when it comes out the other end, mixed in with the baked beans and boiled eggs! Will certainly be one to remember for your client.

I’m not explaining to paramedics why that client is at deaths door lol

 

[Jasmine Malika]

next time eat a curry egg sandwich before it.

Noted

 

[Jasmine Malika]

Have some baked beans, boiled eggs and Durian just before your next booking with him. Let us know how it goes .

You'll either kill him or he'll be begging for more...

That’s a death sentence HAHAHA

 

[Jasmine Malika]

That was funny until you said Durian
That is the most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever eaten, and I’m a proper country girl. I’ve definitely eaten some controversial things.

I’d rather be farted on then be near that fruit HAHAHA

 

[Jamie jackson]

 

[johnmatilda]

I’d rather be farted on then be near that fruit HAHAHA

Is...that an invitation?

 

[johnmatilda]

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Haha...hilarious!