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Dutiful Wives? Do they exist?

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Mary Anne PA

God bless Aussie Women!!!!

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America , and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada .He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that
he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.
 

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Miss Serena

You never fair to amuse me.Great one babe

Madam bobbi:angel12:
 
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chelsea666

Chloe

Hey Serena that gave me a great laugh for the day. Keep them coming, cheers Chloe
 
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NaughtyBetty

Serena thought this fitted in with your topic LOL:


Now this is what's called a good wife.....

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door
to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,
brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...but at the bar...you
know...they have frozen glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she
was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but
at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie h?" She opened the oven and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings,
pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey...at the bar....you know there's swearing,
dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? ....."LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT
DOWN, SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMNFROZEN MUG,
AND EAT YOUR F*CKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES. BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS
ISN'T GOING TO A F*CKIN' BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER...GOT IT, AS*HOLE?"
 
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JaM

ROFL!!!! yer, just love it!!!! As A newly wed, I feel that it is my duty to share this with Hubby Wildfire!!! LOL!!! :)
 
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