Clever Escort Names

[Paco]

Share some clever names escorts have come up with.

I'll start:

Mia Moore ( Mi Amore )
Sayla Vee ( C'est la Vie )
Eva Moore ( Ever More )
Ophelia Woods ( Oh Feel Ya Woods )
Layla Lahore ( ? Someone from Pakistan )

 

[HappyPirate]

One of my favorite ladies was called;- Sin.......dy
aka....Sindy aka....Cindy

 

[Paco]

Led you astray, no doubt, Happy.

 

[Channelle]

Coco.

The cleverest name to take, because it attracts attention as it makes every punter stop and think.
Now, was it that 'good' one I saw, or was it that 'not so good' one, or is it a 'new' one, or is a 'renamed' one, or a 'change of location' one, etc.
(And 'her' name made me stop and think so much, I took Channelle as my name on here)

 

[Paco]

Nice hommage to the lady , Channelle. I wish there was one word that would make me stop and think .... I do that after I act !!

 

[peartywerty]

Dicken's Cider is still available

 

[Paco]

Dicken's Cider is still available

Ha very good .. love it !!!

 

[SaylaVee]

Share some clever names escorts have come up with.

I'll start:

Mia Moore ( Mi Amore )
Sayla Vee ( C'est la Vie )
Eva Moore ( Ever More )
Ophelia Woods ( Oh Feel Ya Woods )
Layla Lahore ( ? Someone from Pakistan )

Thank you for noticing

 

[Paco]

Thank you for noticing

Ha ha ... Hi there Sayla ... good work by you !

 

[Melody]

Dicken's Cider is still available

The funniest clip i have ever seen!!!

 

[Paco]

Can I get a Dicken's Cider at Lang's ? I'd love to see the Dicken' Cider Ass ! Thank you Peartywerty !

 

[Melody]

I can think of a number of ladies at Langtrees who would love a Dicken's Cider right now!

 

[Paco]

I can think of a number of ladies at Langtrees who would love a Dicken's Cider right now!

Oh behaaave !

 

[Lana]

Iona Dick
Iona P Hole
Freida Brest

 

[Lana]

Alotta Fagina
Alotta Bush
Annie Position
Dia Rhea

 

[Lana]

Jen Taylia
Kenya Swallow
Mel Ester
Mona Lott

 

[Lana]

Ophelia Balls
Ophelia Cock

 

[Lana]

Wilma Fingerdoo
Wilma Dickfit
Charming Ho

 

[Paco]

Oh you're just showing off now ! Gentlemen, I'd like like to introduce my daughter;
Sophelia Cox

 

[HappyPirate]

Did you hear the one about the Sexy Male prostitute?
His name was............PegLeg

 

[MikeB]

Perhaps one for the ladyboy - Dick Whittington who is always with a pet pussy..

 

[Lana]

Cam L Toe
Clint Toris
Dick C Normus

 

[Paco]

Mistress Lana ... don't you have any work to do ? I'm going get Mistress Nicole to wrestle you, take you to Dungeon, chain you up and by then I will be there, and she and I will perform unspeakable acts on you! What do you think of that Ms. Smarty Pants ? Hmm?
Bet you'll cum out of retirement for that little bit of discipline! We'll see who is dom and who is sub !.............
Sorry Mistress, sorry I'll be good. Yes you are the boss ! Sorry.

 

[Lana]

Retirement please explain what you think i have retired from??

 

[Paco]

Retirement please explain what you think i have retired from??

Well... I haven't seen you on the roster ..... or have I ???? 🎟

 

[Lana]

u have jumped to conclusions babe i have not retired because i have never been on the "roster " babe ..... i have been in the industry for 25 years but that is working on reception only

 

[Lana]

Getting back to the original post
Connie Lingus
Dill Doe
Eaton Beaver
Semour Asscrack

 

[Paco]

u have jumped to conclusions babe i have not retired because i have never been on the "roster " babe ..... i have been in the industry for 25 years but that is working on reception only

Ah ... got me there , read too much into the name , didn't I !

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

Perhaps one for the ladyboy - Dick Whittington who is always with a pet pussy..

Dick wittington was famous for opening the first public toilet in the united kingdom where he also used his pussy to get rid of rats.

 

[Lana]

Harry Kuntz
I. Yankit
Pat McGroin
Phil McCrack