Jasmine Malika
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WL what’s a crazy reason why you had to cancel a booking
WL what’s a crazy reason why you had to cancel a booking
Canceling bookings
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Jasmine Malika
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A crazy reason why I had to cancel a booking, is during the shower before the booking started the client was pooping in it, didn’t bother cleaning himself afterwards 
Thismanere
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A crazy reason why I had to cancel a booking, is during the shower before the booking started the client was pooping in it, didn’t bother cleaning himself afterwards
. WTF
That's discusting I would had him thrown out for that.
I cancelled one when I had just started in the industry because he tried paying with fake $50s.. was adamant I was crazy and they were real I was paranoid bla bla... Handed his fake money back and picked my phone up to contact my security person & boom he left. Maybe he genuinely thought they were real but I doubt it very much. One or two yes fair enough they can be in circulation occasionally but not the whole amount.
After many drinks at the royal hotel one Friday i put on my sunglasses and walked into a brothell with a blind persons cane I found earlier that day and tried to use monopoly money they realised that I was not blind when caught checking out the girls tits n arses they were good and treated like a joke as it was.
Was then warned that this is a very serious crime and you can be charged for passing counterfeit money not to mention faking a blind person one of the no no's in any industry.
So glad that they can take a joke.
After many drinks at the royal hotel one Friday, i put on my sunglasses and walked into a brothell with a blind persons cane I found earlier that day and then tried to use monopoly money.
They realised that I was not blind when caught checking out the girls tits n arses.
They were good and treated like a joke as it was lucky for me.
Was then warned by the receptionist that this is a very serious crime and you can be charged for passing counterfeit money not to mention faking a blind person one of the no no's in any industry.
Always make sure I have real money so glad that they can take a joke.
A crazy reason why I had to cancel a booking, is during the shower before the booking started the client was pooping in it, didn’t bother cleaning himself afterwards
I could not deal with this at all.A crazy reason why I had to cancel a booking, is during the shower before the booking started the client was pooping in it, didn’t bother cleaning himself afterwards
WLs really do deal with the good, bad and ugly.
I’d hope the bad and ugly are few and far between because that’s just disgusting.
I’d hope the bad and ugly are few and far between because that’s just disgusting.
Jasmine Malika
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Oh yes the good definitely outweighs the bad <33
Jasmine Malika
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That what I did lol
Jasmine Malika
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Yeh that’s sus of him carrying fake money around
baal6007
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Just when I thought I’d heard everything…A crazy reason why I had to cancel a booking, is during the shower before the booking started the client was pooping in it, didn’t bother cleaning himself afterwards
Jasmine Malika
Gold Member
That’s funny, would appreciate it if a client of mine did a funny gag like that( but Ofc pay me w real money later haha)
Jasmine Malika
Gold Member
That’s just the tip of the iceberg
Yes I unfortunately have had the experience of a client running out the room mid booking with a trail behind him 
…….
He then walk back in and said “soo where were we”.
Yeah, I recommend he go home.
……. He then walk back in and said “soo where were we”.
Yeah, I recommend he go home.
I went to an outcall once and the guy had just moved in with his grandmother, she was not happy about him bringing a 'girlfriend' home and asked me to leave. He was pressuring me to stay in front of her after she had asked me to leave! So awkward!!!