Can you lick your own dick??

[aaron.lee]

Men, fellow punters...have you imagined if you could lick and suck your own dick.
You wouldn't have to find the right lady for you.

As a kid, I could manage to get about 2 inches in.
As a 50+, I could manage to miss it by 2 feet and end up with a sore back for a few weeks.

Who can do it????

Send some pics. MAK might even reward you.
Sadly, I can't do it these days.

Girls, I know I have left you out, but its about 7 inches harder...but prove me wrong, with some hard core evidence.

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

I think that about 1/3rd can at some time in there life and everyone has tried to.

 

[aaron.lee]

I think that about 1/3rd can at some time in there life and everyone has tried to.

I think only if they had a dick, the clit a a tad shorter.

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Trust me the girls have tried, especially sucking their boobs.

 

[aaron.lee]

Trust me the girls have tried, especially sucking their boobs.

Why would girls try to suck their own boobs when they are that many hungry men who would volunteer to do so???
Consider getting some expert to help out...phone a friend??

 

[Pluck a Duck]

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can!

 

[Annoyance]

Men, fellow punters...have you imagined if you could lick and suck your own dick.

Looks like we got the next Prince here fellows, remove a few ribs and he'll be sing'n in Soprano.
Nope never ever to me if you suck you own dick = Your brain wanting to suck other dicks too. All it takes is that 1 switch to go off.

As for me it's "Women all the way" thanks.

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Its easy First with your left fist firmly grip your dick , right on the very end just using the pinkey finger , now this is important left fist thumb must be quickly and firmly griped in your right fist then quickly suck your right thumb turn around and show your dear old mother she will get the shock of her life ,

 

[ozwarlock67]

I'd prefer someone do it for me.
A now-retired Adelaide WL once confided in me that she could piss in her own mouth.

 

[glen]

Fraid knot

 

[stovo82]

I doubt you could do it even if you had the world's biggest dick without having ribs removed.

 

[Hung george]

I think most have tried but a no from me

 

[tlo]

Men, fellow punters...have you imagined if you could lick and suck your own dick.
You wouldn't have to find the right lady for you.

As a kid, I could manage to get about 2 inches in.
As a 50+, I could manage to miss it by 2 feet and end up with a sore back for a few weeks.

Who can do it????

Send some pics. MAK might even reward you.
Sadly, I can't do it these days.

Girls, I know I have left you out, but its about 7 inches harder...but prove me wrong, with some hard core evidence.

do guys legit try this stuff... i need new friends i swear.

 

[Lingus]

Ron Jeremy was historically well known for performing autofellatio in some of his movies :

ron jeremy having fun sucking his own dick

ron jeremy sucking his own big dick. if u were as big as him u could do the same thing lol.

www.heavy-r.com

 

[Lukey]

A few years back... yep

 

[Bigmick]

As a teenager absolutely.

 

[Sir Prank]

never been able to my entire life, thought about it but my ribcage said no

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

Saw Ron jeromey do it once in a porn flick and there many guys doing it on chatabate won't do it living on my own and I throw my back out how am I going to call 000 with my dick stuck in my mouth???.

 

[Sir Prank]

legit how it goes

 

[Cardinal Voiello]

Why, I have other people for that task!!

 

[AlwaysUp]

Sex is a lot more fun with someone else. Just a little and humble opinion.

 

[Phoebe]

Sex is a lot more fun with someone else. Just a little and humble opinion.

link not working so taken down

 

[oz-surfer]

Would I be here now typing these very words if I could ??? Of course not, they'd be dick to lick ..

 

[Phoebe]

Would I be here now typing these very words if I could ??? Of course not, they'd be dick to lick ..

That's both sick and funny and true..

 

[janny-ammerson]

Yes, if a mans penis is a long one and if the man is flexible it is very possible that he can suck his own penis!!! I sure wish i could suck mine, i would be sucking it every minite of the day.. I know i would love it so much…

 

[No idea what to do]

Yes, if a mans penis is a long one and if the man is flexible it is very possible that he can suck his own penis!!! I sure wish i could suck mine, i would be sucking it every minite of the day.. I know i would love it so much…

Really?
would you swallow as well?



When I was a kid I admit to trying this, Yes I could, I'm sure I still could if it was needed but to be honest.
I would not bother, Even being a wanker doe's not appeal to me.

Girls Lips Boobies and the Coin Slot is where my action is.

The Frenchman

 

[DancingDollar]

Yee nah….not really into self falatio. That’s what chicks are for!!