Beware the Chinese Star Signs - George and the Jungle Room

[AmandaO]

Ever trusted the stars and ended up with a hairy surprise? George did—and this jaw-dropping tale proves why mixing horoscopes with brothels is a risky business.

Beware the Chinese Star Signs - One Night in the Jungle Room - Langtrees Escort Directory

George followed the Chinese zodiac for love, landed in a brothel's Jungle Room, and 10 years later met his red-haired, tree-climbing orangutan son.

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[Master Yoda]

These things are fun until people rely on them

 

[Driver James]

Totally agree. Get a life