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Balls thread ordered by bepp...

Phoebe

Phoebe

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fark sakes this post is sposed to b bout pokemon not ur farkun balls feebz
nor is it bour woolly jumpers
or CSI ......POKE ARKIN MON
feebz u wanna talk bout ur f ...kin ballz start annudder topic

Ark Sakes


Bepp's demands are my will...
 
Happy2 said:
Okay I will go first
Here's one of mine
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See Phoebe ? hairless
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That's a rather big red ball, and like 99.9% of cricket balls ever handled your ball will be handled by other men........ ;) and hopefully like all other cricket balls that will get hit out of the park over square leg..... ;) never to be seen again......
 
u like ballz feebz grab these
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or are they too hairy
 
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jf u saw the way he looked at me u would realize he only has eyes for u HBF
 
bepp said:
jf u saw the way he looked at me u would realize he only has eyes for u HBF
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Maybe he needs to check his HBF insurance and see if it covers eye checkups... Happy2 is NOT my type, he s a farmer for gods sake, hates cities, drives a beaten up Magna Wagon, AKA BMW...... and lives in the middle of no where........ really hes the one that John west did reject!!!
 
bepp said:
but deep down U do like him
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Give me a good shovel and I shall show you how "deep" and I can dig holes very well and quick especially in western Australian sand........ I am thinking somewhere in the region of 12 feet would be an appropriate depth for him.....
 
Happy2 said:
Maybe maybe
Does your dad own a brewery?
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So you think your way to my precious heart is through a middy glass ? nice I feel loved .....

Have ewe used that pick up line often and if so how successful is it?
 
Phoebe said:
Give me a good shovel and I shall show you how "deep" and I can dig holes very well and quick especially in western Australian sand........ .....
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sounds like u'd fit in real well on the farm shovelling out manure n digging post holes
 
Phoebe said:
So you think your way to my precious heart is through a middy glass ? nice I feel loved .....

Have ewe used that pick up line often and if so how successful is it?
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I haven't had a middy of amber fluid since Adam was a lad
Pints are the container of choice
As for the question
Does your Father own a brewery? It has nowt to do with drinks really
It is a quaint way of asking if you F*** on a 1st date :)
 
Happy2 said:
I haven't had a middy of amber fluid since Adam was a lad
Pints are the container of choice
As for the question
Does your Father own a brewery? It has nowt to do with drinks really
It is a quaint way of asking if you F*** on a 1st date :)
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I fu*k on 1st dates.... yes I do..... :)
 
Happy2 said:
You Tart!!

Give He/r a call Beep
You'll be in like Flynn
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Do you or do you keep them on "hold" .... its 2016 who doesn't f*ck on 1st dates, come on..... The one that you let get away will be the one you dream of in your rocking chair on the back porch in your twilight years, something I think you must be doing right about now hey Happy2... ;)
 
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