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Autopederasty

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Autopederasty is the near-impossible act of sticking one’s own fully-erect penis in one’s own rectum. Yes. Only a small percentage of people can do it, but it’s possible! There is a porno called “Go Fuck Yourself” that is devoted to the act, even going so far as to instruct people on how to do it! NOTE: There are two other, more familiar variants: Autofellatio is when a man gives himself oral sex; Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex (I would never leave home lol).
 
Now if a man trained his body through yoga etc to be flexible enough and he could give himself head The question would have to be When he did. Would he swallow?
 
There are certainly people in our yoga class who would be capable of Autofellatio and Autocunnilingus.
Sadly I'm not quite there yet.
 
I believe autofellatio was the party trick of the legendary Ron Jeremy and it also earned him his nickname of "The Hedgehog".
 
There are certainly people in our yoga class who would be capable of Autofellatio and Autocunnilingus.
Sadly I'm not quite there yet.
Alexandra Silk
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Never mind Alicks... until we can, we shall just have to continue doing it for each other..what a shame! Not!!
 
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Close to what you guy's are on about but photos better .
 
Hahahaha what a thread lol i used to know someone that could autofallatio but he was not a yoga master or anywhere near lol
 
happy2 said:
Thats Closer to a Politician sticking her head up her Arse FB[/QUOTE

Click on the photo and put your nose close to the screen H2 and note the beautiful little things .like the camel toe.
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I wondered where you were going with that bit about put your nose to the screen I forgot you knew I needed glasses
Anyway Camel Toe? Just looks like a gash to me
 
I would have to say its a nice blend of gash and camel toe lol wish i could bend like that still !!!
Good old cheerleaing days lmao
 
well if everyone can do this, business wont be as good for the w/l's...and the phrase "go home and f*** yourself." has a different meaning...lol
 
homer said:
well if everyone can do this, business wont be as good for the w/l's...and the phrase "go home and f*** yourself." has a different meaning...lol
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As opposed to go home and suck yourself! lol
 
That's hilarious ...wow what a great laugh to start the working day !!! And I thought I knew it all already - just goes to show you learn something new every day !!
** I had to Google it ...to see what it was.
** Would any one actually admit to being capable of doing this ??? If I had a penis..I would want to try and see if I could....I guess its liuke the female equivalent of being able to 'suck your own nipple', well....sort of.
 
Well I took one for the team and gave it a go. Was all good just about got it in my ass then I got hard and it straighten up.

So I thought well it's time to see if I can give myself a BJ. Thought I should play it safe so put on a condom did want to catch anything and gave it a go. I was so close.
 
Well I took one for the team and gave it a go. Was all good just about got it in my ass then I got hard and it straighten up.

So I thought well it's time to see if I can give myself a BJ. Thought I should play it safe so put on a condom did want to catch anything and gave it a go. I was so close.
 
Good that your still in 1 piece PB. lol...I wouldn't dare to try, snap crack and pop is what I will hear. That's why I need a helping hand, I just can't self help in this area.
 
...reminds me of that old joke..
My friend and I were at the vicarage tea party and noticed the dog licking its arse..."Wish I could do that.." sighed my colleague.
"Give him a tin of Pal and he might let you.." was my swift retort. Be careful what you wish for.....
 
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