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Coveredinpaint
Anal sex.
One of the last frontiers,
ladies and gentlemen how do we achieve this feat?
Surely the human body was not engineered for this,
the entry where there should (naturally speaking) only be exits?
Lube!
Yes the cries assail us but lubed like a well oiled piston,
nothing amounts apart from the pained and dissy expression on
the recipients face.
Take it slowy!
Friends i tell you this with all earnisty, glacial motion looks like a
100m sprint in comparison. Animals evolved in less time than it takes
to pierce that tight mine.
Your trying to get a train through a mouse hole!
Maybe yes...... but i extremely doubt it.
So good people, who among you will take the step and liberate us?!
Liberate us from the ignorance which so burdens us to the dull
vaginal intercourse 7 times a day!
It is a mighty foe but together we can win!!!
One of the last frontiers,
ladies and gentlemen how do we achieve this feat?
Surely the human body was not engineered for this,
the entry where there should (naturally speaking) only be exits?
Lube!
Yes the cries assail us but lubed like a well oiled piston,
nothing amounts apart from the pained and dissy expression on
the recipients face.
Take it slowy!
Friends i tell you this with all earnisty, glacial motion looks like a
100m sprint in comparison. Animals evolved in less time than it takes
to pierce that tight mine.
Your trying to get a train through a mouse hole!
Maybe yes...... but i extremely doubt it.
So good people, who among you will take the step and liberate us?!
Liberate us from the ignorance which so burdens us to the dull
vaginal intercourse 7 times a day!
It is a mighty foe but together we can win!!!