Now now ladies, form an orderly queue. There's enough of me for all of you. Tell you what Sasha, I'll let you try before you buy. Actually I'll let you try me five times before you buy.Why don't you just get a reciprocating saw? Alternatively, I'm available as a sex machine to women.
Why don't you just get a reciprocating saw?
No, the saw blade has sharp teeth. I know a few people who made adjustments to it by putting a dildo on the end instead of a saw blade. https://vocal.media/filthy/make-a-fucksaw-fucking-machine-for-under-usd100Well my reciprocating saw has exceptionally sharp teeth on the blade, so beggered if I know how any female is gonna enjoy that.
But you've obviously got far greater knowledge than I as to what turns them on.
AliExpress fuck machine
This looks scary hahaha
There are ads running on Locanto for a place in Kelmscott that say they have sex machines like this. Like everything on Locanto not sure of the authenticity or quality of what you might end up with.
Aisle 16, Bunnings Armadale. May not be on display, just ask someone working there
There used to be a member on here called Bunnings Girl who probably has one!Aisle 16, Bunnings Armadale. May not be on display, just ask someone working there
I can do all that and moreBut the F-machine pro is the top of the market. Don’t want anything else as nothing else compares.
This this is solid, sturdy, whisper quiet. Can adjust height, angle, length of thrust, speed of thrust it’s the Gucci, Versace of sex machines haha