Self denial...
While I'm not gay, I love to explore and, over the years, I've had a handful of male to male massages in Adelaide, simply for something different. I feel like trying one again this Summer. Can anyone suggest a service provider who is reputable?
Hi everyone, whenever I read a thread like this, I can't help but to think, this thread is begging for some sarcasm! Now my intention is not to offend dear Ozwarlock67, or, the gay community. However, such is life that my humorous friends would understand the need to capitalize on such an opportunity. So here goes...
"Hi, I'm not gay, but if I was, I wouldn't tell you anyway, let alone write about here, because I live my life in 'fear, lack and limit', which makes me believe that most of the world would hate me, and, what would people say in the forum? Oh no, my reputation would be tarnished forever." :-(
"But here's the rub, although I'm not gay, I love to hang out in public toilets and parklands. But wait there's more! I also like to experiment because I'm, just... well... a little curious and adventurous soul who just can't get enough of the cool crisp 4AM air. Of course this all amounts to one thing! I love taking it up the arse and rubbing other blokes big fat hairy cocks! But it's okay, because I'm not gay!
"So, with that in mind, I was kinda curious, with winter and all, the toilet seats have frozen over and thanks to Premier Mike Rann, all the parklands have been turned into 'wank free zones', so this kinda puts me in a quandary and leaves me no other choice than to seek the services of a gay service provider who will understand... I'm not gay!"
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