A new game...revived

[Tiggirl]

Just something silly to break up the boredom of the day!

Pick the month (number) you were born in;

1 - I fell in love with
2 - I ate a
3 - I smacked
4 - I sang to
5 - I gave my number to
6 - I murdered
7 - I humped
8 - I gave a lap dance to
9 - I choked on
10 - I *****ed out
11 - I had sex with
12 - I shot

Pick the day you were born on

1 - A homeless guy
2 - Your mama
3 - A banana
4 - A fork
5 - A Mexican
6 - A gangster
7 - A hooker
8 - An iPod
9 - My best friend's boyfriend
10 - A goat
11 - My dog
12 - A ninja
13 - The computer
14 - A football player
15 - My next door neighbor
16 - Myself
17 - An ice-cream soda
18 - A llama
19 - A pickle
20 - A stuffed animal
21 - A permanent marker
22 - My blender
23 - A flavoured condom
24 - My psychiatrist
25 - A policeman
26 - My cousin
27 - My sister
28 - A baseball bat
29 - A dvd player
30 - A paperclip
31 - My cell phone

Pick the color of the shirt you're wearing;

White - Because I was high.
Black - Because I was drunk.
Pink - Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red - Because the voices told me to
Blue - Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green - Because I hate myself.
Purple - Because I'm naked.
Gray - Because that's how I roll.
Yellow - Because someone offered me a million bucks.
Orange - Because I hate my family.
Other - Because I knew I could get away with it.

Put it together into a tagline and post it for us to have a giggle!

 

[Naomi]

I sang to a gangster because i was high

 

[Mary Anne PA]

I sang to A football player because I was drunk..

and believe you me, I would have had to have been.. to a football player.. yuk..LOL

 

[Tiggirl]

I gave a lap dance to a Mexican because that's how I roll! =)

 

[69FELIX]

I gave my number to, A banana, Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
(move over suzie i got the banana now hehehe)

 

[Magziemad/Rod]

I ****ed out my blender because I was drunk!

 

[DangerRod]

I humped a flavoured condom because voices told me to!

 

[Mine Medic]

I gave a lap dance to a hooker because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


Hehehe

 

[corneus]

Hmmm...

I fell in love with a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
(Now who was acting the goat?)

 

[Mandy]

I humped a football player because I'm naked :angel1:

 

[JaM]

I ****ed out a hooker because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


BTW tiggirl.... whats's the *****ed blocking out??? Could be a few thingz?

 

[princesssuzie]

I shot my blender because the voices told me to.

 

[waxenboy]

I choked on my cousin because i was drunk

 

[Pink]

i had sex with my next door neighbor because i hate myself.....

 

[Persephone]

I gave a lap dance to an ice-cream soda because I was drunk..

Do ice-cream sodas have laps?

 

[Whitefox]

Mr - I ate a stuffed animal because I was drunk.
Mrs - I gave a lap dance to a paperclip because I was high.

 

[BarbieAmore]

I sang to a fork because I was drunk
Well that sounds like me teehee

 

[chris]

i gave my number to a banana because i was high

 

[sintoo]

Hmmm

I ate a gangster because I was drunk...( make that a gangsters lady and it would be part of a true story)

 

[Rochelle]

I murdered a baseball bat because I was drunk

 

[Annoyance]

I sang to a Ninja cause that's how I roll.

Wear him down with my awesome vocals.

 

[Penny S]

Lol what a coincidence I sang to a ninja too