Sally-Harlots
Gold Member
Answer honestly. We already know the truth.
Tally up your responses to see if you're a gentleman worthy of rebooking, or if you're a walking red flag!
B) “U free rn?”
C) A single “
” emoji
D) A voice call at 2:13am
B) Ask anyway “just in case”
C) Say, “I’ll pay extra
”
D) Treat it like a negotiation at a car yard
B) You send “???”
C) You send “Wow.”
D) You send “Fine I’ll go elsewhere” (you won’t)
B) Counting it slowly on arrival
C) Asking for change
D) Saying “Can we sort that after?”
B) “Challenge accepted.”
C) “My last provider didn’t mind.”
D) “Rules are more like suggestions.”
B) Cryptic and vague
C) Weirdly over-detailed
D) Aggressively confident
B) You sigh dramatically
C) You guilt-trip
D) You threaten a bad review
B) Telling your “close friends only”
C) Trying to find her Instagram
D) Asking her real name repeatedly
B) Arrive late with an excuse
C) Arrive flustered and chaotic
D) Arrive like you’re doing her a favour
B) Nervous energy
C) Chaos
D) Main character syndrome
Mostly A’s:
You are shockingly stable. Suspiciously well-adjusted. 5-star energy.
Mostly B’s:
Mild menace. You need supervision, but there’s hope.
Mostly C’s:
Certified chaos gremlin. Please read an etiquette guide immediately.
Mostly D’s:
Sir. You are the reason policies exist.
Tally up your responses to see if you're a gentleman worthy of rebooking, or if you're a walking red flag!
1. Your booking style is:
A) “Good evening, I’d love to arrange…”B) “U free rn?”
C) A single “
” emojiD) A voice call at 2:13am
2. The ad clearly lists services and boundaries. You:
A) Respect themB) Ask anyway “just in case”
C) Say, “I’ll pay extra
”D) Treat it like a negotiation at a car yard
3. When she doesn’t respond immediately:
A) You wait patientlyB) You send “???”
C) You send “Wow.”
D) You send “Fine I’ll go elsewhere” (you won’t)
4. Payment etiquette means:
A) Discreet and seamlessB) Counting it slowly on arrival
C) Asking for change
D) Saying “Can we sort that after?”
5. She explains a boundary. Your inner monologue says:
A) “Of course.”B) “Challenge accepted.”
C) “My last provider didn’t mind.”
D) “Rules are more like suggestions.”
6. Your communication style is:
A) Clear and respectfulB) Cryptic and vague
C) Weirdly over-detailed
D) Aggressively confident
7. If plans need to be rescheduled:
A) You understandB) You sigh dramatically
C) You guilt-trip
D) You threaten a bad review
8. Discretion to you means:
A) Mutual privacyB) Telling your “close friends only”
C) Trying to find her Instagram
D) Asking her real name repeatedly
9. On arrival, you:
A) Arrive groomed and on timeB) Arrive late with an excuse
C) Arrive flustered and chaotic
D) Arrive like you’re doing her a favour
10. The vibe you bring into the room is:
A) Calm confidenceB) Nervous energy
C) Chaos
D) Main character syndrome
The Results
Mostly A’s:
You are shockingly stable. Suspiciously well-adjusted. 5-star energy.
Mostly B’s:
Mild menace. You need supervision, but there’s hope.
Mostly C’s:
Certified chaos gremlin. Please read an etiquette guide immediately.
Mostly D’s:
Sir. You are the reason policies exist.