Recent content by Zeus

GD - for a moment I really thought it was me ex-wife that was talking to me. Happy days........(not) I am doing some crap contract work in a little town in NSW. What a shit little incestuous town this is. Everybody seems to be related to each other. Anyway, hopefully I will be back in...

OK - so I seem to have missed a fair bit - what the F is going on here? Why is this forum closing down? Is it something I said ?

In a thread on AskReddit someone asked the question “Redditors in relationships, what’s the strangest thing you do with your significant other that you wouldn’t tell your friends?” How funny are some of these?? Pure gold! Hamstering (via arnooldpoomer) My girlfriend pretends to be a hamster...

Hey phoebe - you might be onto something here. I know that she has had quite a few relationships with other women. So maybe I will send her across to you and you can unlock the secrets for me :)

Man sends mean text to mates about woman he's met - accidentally messages her instead It's something we all dread doing. Those of us who've accidentally managed to send a text to the wrong person know it's a cock-up which can leave you red-faced for years. One young man made the ultimate...

Bananas-for-sex cult leader on the run Papua New Guinea police are hunting the leader of a sex cult that promised villagers a bumper banana harvest if they engaged in public sex. The alert was raised after a villager from Yamina in Morobe province walked 12 hours to the nearest town to report...

Your XLNC - thank you for your advice and thank you for your kind offer to "sort out" the issues my lady friend has. I will be sending her over to you shortly. It's always good to know that there are good people out there - such as yourself, who are willing to go that extra mile in order to...

OK - so here is the story. I have recently hooked up with this absolutely gorgeous girl and we have been having a lot of fun together. During our many chats, she told me that it is very rare for her to cum during sex. She added that almost always, she needed to use a vibe during sex if she was...

I guess it depends on what type of sex you are having. Different music for passionate lovemaking and for wild porn star experience type sex. Sex with somebody you love - - Sea of Love by the honeydrippers. Wild sex - - Poison - Alice Cooper

https://howhot.io/ All you have to do is upload a picture of yourself. We won't discuss my results :( although on the plus side the computer thought I was way younger than I actually am. :) So, how attractive are you?????

Hi MAK Please disregard my last message (Sent Friday at 9:32 am). I am actually not that interested in getting your comments.

Indeed - why wouldn't you collect!!!!

Firstly, Congratulations to Johnjohn for winning the latest competition. I see JohnJohn to date has made 35 posts. In fact between all the winners of all the competitions so far (6 winners), there have been a grand total of 114 posts and each winner has been a member for less than a year...

Hi MAK - all the best for 2016. I have submitted my 2c worth regarding the $25 000 competition. Interested to hear your comments.

MAK - I am inclined to agree with you. Trading conditions - not only in the sex industry, but in general will be tough next year. Going to a brothel and spending time with a beautiful lady is a "luxury" for most (as compared to a necessity) and luxury items are the first things that get cut...