Recent content by Master Yoda

That’s not in the Favourites. But that’s my favourite too

The coconut one. Bounty. Then cherry ripe

Well they have the endurance. And I am strictly talking about a foot massage 😜

Now I’m not saying I make good decisions, but I do make the best of bad ones. And that, my friends, is what separates the idiots from the slightly resourceful idiots. So picture this. I’m in Elan, Taiwan—which I now pronounce “Eee-lan” because it sounds fancier and I’m a cultured wanker. The...

Cut through the million well meaning and not so much reasons. Money.. And it’s not even the worst thing people do for money when they really need it. All people are only people doing their best according to what they have and know at the time. And nothing leads to doom or enlightenment...

I have since I was a child

Good on ya. Everyone needs to say no to the stupid prices

I called my mother and ask about the food she left at my house in my native tongue. After a loud and fast minute and a half, my BOSS said: hello?

Yup. Too many times. And most did not end well 😂

Yup

Wow that’s a bit dark?

After a thoughtful chat inside with the radiant @Natasha Monroe , I wandered out to the smoking room at Langtrees to finish my beer and collect my thoughts. It was one of those quiet afternoons—no rush, no pressure, just a moment to unwind. Then, like a shot of espresso to the soul, I was joined...

Sometimes I walk into Langtrees to catch up with the boss for a scotch or to run an errand. And other times—if you’re lucky—you walk out with something unexpected. A spark. A little bit of insight. Maybe even a conversation that sits with you long after the glass is empty. That’s what happened...

This should have been a blog

Let me take you back to a time when Perth’s seedy underbelly wasn’t just figurativelyslippery, but literally choking on a sea of latex. Yep. I’m talking about the Great Condom Blockage of the early 2000s—a tale so bizarre, so utterly Aussie, it deserves its own Netflix doco narrated by Steve...