Recent content by Bobofunk

The answer is simple. If the isn't doing the right thing, just bite it. They might like it at first, but if you bite a bit harder each time, they should get the message. Or, just tell them that they are doing it wrong. They might be so ashamed that they don't try again.

I have the Darth Vader March for when my boss calls me. Fills me with the appropriate amount of dread and makes me chuckle at the same time.

I surprise people every day. I have dreadlocks, facial hair, piercings and tattoos. But it seems to surprise most people to see that I am a well mannered and respectful gentleman. I don't swear in front of ladies or children, and I don't destroy baby animals for fun. It's funny how people judge...

Yeah I think I would be pretty pleased with myself, as long as it was a girl that is. As compliments go where looks are concerned, I guess they don't get much better than that.

When I was younger I lived in a share house with one of my best mates from school. In the middle of the night I could here a regular thumping of a bed hitting the wall, so I knew what was going on. All of a sudden the thumping stopped and I heard my mates voice yell out " for fuck sake! Can you...

If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it!

I do like to pimp it up every once in a while. Who doesn't?

I don't consider anyone to be a real pimp unless they walk with a strut, carry a cane, wear a hat and only ever dress in copious amounts of velour and fake fur. Selling women for sex doesn't even come into it.

If you knew that someone was using you as their inspiration for their special alone time, how would you feel about it? Would you be proud, aroused or sickened by the fact that someone was pleasuring their self looking at photos of you, or just thinking of you?

I think I just fell in love with Kitty! Do you think she would sit on my lap and let me rub her belly?

How about we all meet up and celebrate together?? We can bring some drinks and snacks, you know, make a day of it. Come on everyone, send me your details and maybe we can all masturbate together. I'm sure that if we do, it will make the world a better place. And when we are all done, maybe we...

Every month is masturbation month! It's one of my favourite pastimes.

I hate it when this sort of thing happens to me. But I hate it even more when you hold the door for someone and then they let it slam on the person behind them! Or they just ignore you and walk past leaving you to hold the door for the next person. The problem is that common decency isn't all...

And they look wonderful!!!

Ha ha!!! You have to treat every pussy with respect!