Recent content by AchingNuts

I've never gotten over my first love. She was an amazing lover and a great friend. I was a young prick so I deserved being dumped. For some emotional reason I have never let anyone else kiss my ears. No stalking although I did ring her up after 30 years hoping maybe something would happen...

Going back a few years my FWB couldn't quite bring herself to do it in the open so for quickies we would meet before work at 6am in random car parks around Perth. Large sun screen across front window, towels across the side windows. Winter was better as it was still dark and the windows fogged...

I could relate to someone I know for each sterotype I'm surprised no one has mentioned nymphomaniac. I also usually associate nice girl with prude. I'm sure some are not but as a sterotype I fall for the wrong nice girl every time and ended up married to a prude !!!!

I'vve been using V for a few years now. A study has suggested there may be a link to skin cancer. Most drugs have a side effect and moderation is the key. Use the least amount that works for you. If I want to go for a few hours I'll take 1/3 of a tablet. I will grind a viagra tablet up into...

Re: A joke for everyone... Q: What's the difference between a bitch & a whore? A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you! Q: What's a 68? A: You do me and I owe you one! Q: Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the...

Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me laugh my arse off ! "Men don't listen because tits don't talk"

I had a vasectomy 7 years ago and my nuts still ache. Most of the time it's quite dull so I don't notice it when I am busy. I can't remember the exact figure but I think the doc warned that 3-5 % of men can have side effects which doesn't help you when you're one of the minority. Also the...

Don't think I've ever had a pillow fight with any partner. Am I missing something ?

I recommend choosing songs you both really like. Last year I spent an hour making up a play list of songs I thought would be really good and my wife is like what's with the songs. Der ... I'm trying to be romantic .. it was a depressing experience and she wonders why I'm not very romantic anymore.

Have to agree with Lysander about the massager. Doesn't really do much for me. Interesting but I wouldn't class it as enjoyable. I purchased an aneros progasm massager and have tried using it lots of different ways and have not been successful achieving an orgasm with it. I suffer from...

1) Shaved 2) Trimmed Nothing like giving your lady a shave or a trim to kick off some foreplay.