Your most embarrassing moment punting

Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by Kaz_N, Jun 4, 2018.

  1. Kaz_N

    Kaz_N Silver Member

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    I'm always one for a good laugh and I wanted to hear from you all about an embarrassing moment you have had while punting. Mine have always been more embarrassing for the punter in the next room... I nearly burst out laughing when I heard someone say "stick your finger in my ass!"

    But more recently I was shopping at my local Coles and walking down the aisle was a cute as f**k girl in mini denim skirt and low cut top - she recognised me and in a fairly busy aisle said "ohhh hi! haven't seen you in a while! you must come see me more" - I gave her an awkward smile...hi...nod and then i went straight to check out and got out of there!
     
  2. bd123

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    who was the girl and where can we find her?
     
  3. Kaz_N

    Kaz_N Silver Member

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    Oh that was a punter who said that
     
  4. jerry hattrick

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    O/seas. enjoying a nice massage and things were building up and growing nicely, when the guts decided that the curry I had for lunch was too spicey. Quickly grabbed a towel and only just made it to the dunny, leaving my pants and wallet in the room. Only hoped any other punter could not hear Mount Agung exploding!!! Luckily, my wallet was untouched, but the embers of passion had been well and truly been doused out.
     
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  5. bd123

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    i meant the girl you ran into at the shops
     
  6. Kaz_N

    Kaz_N Silver Member

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    Oh...in the Bentley area ;)
     
  7. bd123

    bd123 Silver Member

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    can you PM me more info?
     
  8. gus2012

    gus2012 Pussy predator! Silver Member

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    This is probably not a most embarrassing moments thing, but I was having a massage at an old favourite shopping centre place yesterday and managed to get the lady wound up. She is a mature lady, very slim and would have been a stunner in her younger years, but still good for her years...well into her 50's I would say. Got her pants down, got some oil on the finger and went looking for the moot. Everything external seemed normal but I could not find the hole. It has since dawned me she has probably had a hysterectomy. (cruel bitch had me thinking a root was on the cards) To the boys that know and have seen one one, what exactly does a post hysterectomy moot look like? It was a darkish room with poor visibility so I was going on feel.
     
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  9. MojitoSundowner

    MojitoSundowner Silver Member

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    Exactly the same as before!
    Was this a serious request for info??? lol....
     
  10. Devos

    Devos Silver Member

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    was she a man in previous life??
     
  11. Rossam

    Rossam Silver Member

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    Suggust you may want to enrol here
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  12. MojitoSundowner

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    Maybe should change the thread title to “most embarrassing post by a punter”
     
  13. Farm Boy 2

    Farm Boy 2 Legend Member

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    It was a complement harden up Nancy-boy
     
  14. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    Ahh still the same politically correct Farmboy I knew and loved
     
  15. Farm Boy 2

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    Well come on H2 the girl was being sociable.
     

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