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Your funniest moment at a massage parlour or brothel

Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by granite, Jan 26, 2016.

  1. Phoebe

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    In 6 hours drive I am sure daddy would of calmed your nerves somewhat with some Emu Exports enroute......
     
  2. Happy2

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    EB actually !!
     
  3. Phoebe

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    You father should of taken you to The Peel Hotel instead drinking that back then........;)
     
  4. Happy2

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    Men just seem to have an affinity for bitter tastes That being why bitter beers are some of the most popular
    And also why we like you You bitter little man
     
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  5. Phoebe

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    If little is 9 inches and 6Foot2 in the old money then I would hate to see large... :)

    Real men drink Whiskey and Bourbon anyways......... Straight up too!!!
     
  6. Happy2

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    No wonder you dont go out much
    9 inches tall with a 6ft2 cock?
    Did you have a special trolley made to help you walk around with that great thing
    And those automatic doors must be traumatic
     
  7. Phoebe

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    Ya Twisty Bitch...... :) I am not vertically challenged like others on here....
     
  8. ProfD

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    Phoebe, I like your question. It shows a different standard because of gender.

    Young men are testosterone fuelled, biologically primed to be competitive. Many girls are similarly primed to nest and mate. They crave signs and acknowledgement that they have "made it" into manhood. We used to have tests and a challenge to be overcome for rights of passage when tribal. This has disappeared.
    Young men often set their own competitive challenges to get a fast car, drink the most, drive faster than anyone etc. often sight dreadful consequences. Maybe introducing them into the world of sex or the pub or dance floor for the first time would be better right of passage and with the right men and women as mentors and tutors, raise more respectful and knowledgable men from boys. Similar opportunities for girls to mature into self-confident, sexually competent women wouldn't hurt either. Might prevent a generation of kids from mistaking biological urges for love.
     
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  9. Farm Boy 2

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    We are hard wired that way it keeps woman safe 99 .999 % of the time
     
  10. Madam Riah

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    I think we all know who the lovely lady standing behind the client lifting up her top was .... lol ...and we all love for it her so much :)
     
  11. Happy2

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    Odds on it was Jacquie
     
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