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Your funniest moment at a massage parlour or brothel

Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by granite, Jan 26, 2016.

  1. Happy2

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    My dad took me to the Haven for my 18th birthday
    I liked my dad
     
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  2. Timboh66

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    I went to Happy Haven in 1991 or 1992 with a mate, who waited for me while I was entertained by one of the two bored ladies.
    It was ok.
    The funny bit was when I went out and started giving shit to my mate.
    He laughed and said " You've had a root, now you think you're ten foot tall ! ".
     
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  3. Phoebe

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    Shakes head...... who does that to their son........ :) LOL
     
  4. Happy2

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    Someone who thought even a Happy Haven girl was cleaner than the town bike
     
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  5. Timboh66

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    My son turns 18 next year, you've given me an idea for his present!
     
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  6. Phoebe

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    What town we talking though? as some bikes are dirtier than others....
     
  7. Phoebe

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    which is????
     
  8. Timboh66

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    2017 of course
     
  9. Phoebe

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    Is it 2017 next year ... never........ who would of thought.... ;)
     
  10. Happy2

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    Soon there will be girls born this century work I.g in the brothels Sigh That will make me feel old (er)
     
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  11. billybones

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  12. markeys

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    I walked into happy haven about 25yrs ago,
    looked around and asked do you have any younger ladies here, they all looked like grannys,
    well more like worn out granny hookers, heavy makeup, deep wrinkles, fag hanging out the mouth,
    but complete in sexy lingerie.
     
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  13. Happy2

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    Ah so you went there before it went downhill I see
     
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  14. retnub

    retnub You only live once ,make the most of it :) Silver Member

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    had a massage in a new massage shop in joondalup about a year ago it was ok massage,but the girl at front desk was not bad but got some granny 50 plus i reckon anyway got the massage ,was asked for extras so thought whats on offer from granny haha :) she offered HJ, Topless ,Bj so i thought f**k it let granny earn a dollar and let her suck me off topless for a laugh,BJ was nothing special ,but the protection was .it was a surgical glove :) yes a glove for f**k sake, this place is long gone thank God :)
     
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  15. Happy2

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    Well they do call frangers Love gloves dont they

    That's a good story by the way retnub
     
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  16. Phoebe

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    Frangers...come on is this year 10...... and in 1980's early 80's that is.......

    ;) ;) ;)
     
  17. Happy2

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    I will call them whatever I damn well please Princess
    ;)
     
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  18. Phoebe

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    We are at The Princess stage.... Brilliant... I have always wanted to be a princess... :)
     
  19. Trickortreat

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    Did you check what finger she was up to?
     
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  20. Happy2

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    Oh she offered a prostate exam/massage also, did she ?
     
  21. Phoebe

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    Farmers and sticking things up asses.... come on...lol
     
  22. Happy2

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    Oh FFS I have no donkey's on my property thank you very much
     
  23. Phoebe

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    Maybe that's correct, however I think there is one between a chair and keyboard there though ;)
     
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  24. ProfD

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    I'm trying to imagine how you'd frame the Consumer Affairs' complaint for false and misleading advertising...
     
  25. ProfD

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    So was this a funny "ha-ha" moment or a funny "weird" moment for you? What was the Haven like?
     
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  27. Phoebe

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    So why do men take there son (boys) and turn them into so called "men"by taking them to a parlor for an 18th birthday present, but mother's dont feel the need to turn there girls into Women....... Why is it that men keep on handing the same BullSh!t onto the next generation.........

    Men take sons to brothels ..... Mothers give more useful gifts:

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  28. Happy2

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    Actually the drive from Chapman Valley to Guilford was the nervous /weird part The nerves vs anticipation
    But I don't think funny is quite the right word
    From what I remember the Happy Haven was the most luxurious parlour to ever grace Perth. NOT!!
     
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  29. Happy2

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    Well I would have been far more worried if my Dad took me to a shoe or lingerie store for my birthday rather than the Happy Haven
     
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  30. Phoebe

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    You know what I mean ....... Mums dont take daughters on the 18th to have sex with men do they? Women know that they can get sex for gratis, and will do for the entire life, however a man hookers could be his only avenue for sex... :)
     

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