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You have a favorite misheard song lyric?

Dallas

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Desmond Dekker...brilliant song...I can hear it in my head now

Did you know he re-released a new version of the song not that long ago? with another rap guy, it was really good I thought! I still think he sings me ears are alight :rolleyes:
 

Dallas

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I want to invite Apache Indian down to Scarb over Christmas... put some life into the place :)
This would make the most fun Outcall ever.... hi we're going to the beach... err umm .. u can dance right? ;)
 

juddy

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A 'mondegreen' is a Misheard Lyric

My #1

Billy Joel: You May Be Right


Actual Lyrics

You may be right, I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're lookin for...

Misheard

You made the rice, I made the gravy,
But it just may be some tuna fish you're lookin for...
 

User184

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ah bluey bluey, oh no
a wig and comb
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
ah bluey bluey, oh baby
a wig and cone
a fine little riddle don't wake the flea
catch up, Jim! I plant a tree
say, is that chicken pie off the floor?
they never like the cow I'm waiting for
ah bluey bluey, no no no no no
a wig an' cold ohhhh no
ah bluey bluey, oh baby
a wig in goal
we'll fight and dance with a pale tree
Let go, girl! I'll light the way,
On that pier I'll eat my ear
I fell on a roll of eggs and ham
ah bluey bluey, oh no
a wig and coat
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
ah bluey bluey, oh no
ohhhh no, a wig and clone
... All right lets give it to 'em, right now!
(instrumental break)
HEY!
I'll save my hanger, I'll move about.
It's ten feet long, A paper alone.
I'll feel you in my arms again.
I promise that I'll never litter again.
ah bluey bluey, oh no
a wig and gnome.
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
ah bluey bluey, oh baby
a wig and drone.
a wig and goat, now.
a truffle fly, yeah?
LET'S GO!

(Music and Lyrics: The Kingsmen)
 

Zeus

Patron Saint of Werewolves
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"I got my first real sex dream" Correct lyric from Bryan Adams' 'Summer of 69': "I got my first real six-string"

We don’t need no sex vacation" Correct lyric from Pink Floyd's 'Another Brick in the Wall, Part II': "We don’t need no education"

I’ve got two chickens to paralise" Correct lyric from Eddie Money's 'Two Tickets To Paradise”: "I’ve got two tickets to paradise"

"Like the legend of the penis" Correct lyric from Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky': "Like the legend of the Phoenix"

This donkey’s gone to Devon " Correct lyric from Pixies' 'Monkey Gone To Heaven': "This monkey’s gone to heaven "

"I remove umbilicals" Correct lyric from Hot Chocolate's 'You Sexy Thing': "I believe in miracles"

We built this city on sausage rolls" by Jefferson Starship. Correct lyric: "We built this city on rock 'n' roll".
 

Dez

...the floor is lava
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I was convinced for ages that the first line of the chorus " Hi my name is..." was really "Have my babies"
 

Happy2

Legend Member
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Plus it seems he may have been ahead of his time
Is it one of the first songs with someone bemoaning being without
a telephone?
 

Joe Ozzie

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Abba: Dancing Queen
See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen


Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....


Madonna: Like a Virgin
Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.


Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
 

Happy2

Legend Member
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Of course my personal favourite would have to be the misheard lyrics of Bon Scott era AC/DC
Dirty deeds
My , lets call them "friends" in the big smoke will alter the lyrics to
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
 
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